sissy

February 17, 2024 0 Comments

Terrible Dick, Laughingstock of the Internet!

Cassandra’s Review I… I don’t even know where to begin with this one! You said you have a

Mia's Review

February 2, 2024 0 Comments

Mia’s Review Oh, Mark. I don’t even know what I’d do with this. I’m a pretty open-minded gal, not

Nubbin

August 17, 2023 1 Comment

Vivianna’s Review I mean to be honest, I come back from a medical issue, I sit down all comfy

Nubbin

June 12, 2023 1 Comment

Vivianna’s Review Ok Phillip, what in the actual fuck did I open my email too this morning. Now

Bailey's Review

May 16, 2023 0 Comments

Bailey’s Review It’s the Slinky song. Remember the Slinky? The toy that’s fun for a girl and a boy?

Mia's Review

May 6, 2023 0 Comments

Mia’s Review So Layton, did you sit there all week, and wonder just how much you could gross me out

Mary's Review

March 24, 2023 0 Comments

Mary’s Review Uh-oh, this is severely underwhelming Mark. I’m sure you realize you’ve got a very small penis here. I

Bailey's Review

February 23, 2023 0 Comments

Bailey’s Review Sweetie… This dick you have here is suuuper weak. I mean honestly what am I looking at here?

Nubbin

January 26, 2023 0 Comments

Zoey’s Review Woooooeeee! That is one Itty Bitty Cock!! I sure can see why you are single Mark… Yes

Bailey's Review

December 8, 2022 0 Comments

Mary’s Review Oh, honey. What are you gonna do with that? Fuck my toe? Maybe we could put some vasoline