Mia’s Review

Oh, Mark. I don’t even know what I’d do with this. I’m a pretty open-minded gal, not really hung up on size, but honestly, I need to have -something- to work with. This? I just sorta wanna poke it and see if it goes back inside! It’s like a big outie belly-button. That bush is so fucking disgusting!  I can hope that you shower, because your bush is as nasty as they come, but I doubt this gets much bigger than it is in this picture. I can’t even tell if you’re aroused at all. It’s either squished in like it’s trying to retreat, or drooping like it’s sad. I guess I could grind on it and get some clit-play going, but how can you even fuck with that thing? I mean, it doesn’t look like you’ve got enough to insert. And this bush…. just ridic. Ahhh Mark, sometimes men remind me that God can be a cruel man. I mean it doesn’t even appear your balls a much bigger than your dick. May sexual fun isn’t really your thing… Sorry about your dick.

Mia