Tiny Dick Disaster: Vincent’s Micro Penis Is So Pathetic I Denied Him and Chose BBC Instead
Mary’s Review Vincent, I looked at the photo you sent. I stared at it longer than anyone should have to
Mary’s Review Vincent, I looked at the photo you sent. I stared at it longer than anyone should have to
Mary’s Review Looking at this sad, shriveled little thing, it’s hard to even call it a penis. This isn’t a
Mary’s Review You pathetic excuse for a man, sitting there with your micro short penis all bundled up like a
Mary’s Review Oh, you pathetic little worm, sending me this sad excuse for a penis pic like it’s something to
Mary’s Review Wow Kev! What the fuck did you submit pictures of!? Is that your cock? Your fat little cock?
Mary’s Review Oh wow Joe, it took me a minute to even realize I was looking at a fully matured
Mary’s Review Oooooooooh Martin…. . Holy shit you have a tiny dick! HAHAHA seriously, Your cock is the smallest I
Mary’s Review Haha this is the cutest damn cock I’ve ever seen Douglass! It’s totally like a 1/16 model of
Mary’s Review Uh-oh, this is severely underwhelming Mark. I’m sure you realize you’ve got a very small penis here. I
Mary’s Review Oh, honey. What are you gonna do with that? Fuck my toe? Maybe we could put some vasoline