Bailey's Review May 16, 2023 0 Comments This Cock Should Sit the Bench! Bailey’s Review It’s the Slinky song. Remember the Slinky? The toy that’s fun for a girl and a boy?
Mia's Review May 6, 2023 0 Comments Dude’s Grotesque Body & Pre-Pubescent Cock Mia’s Review So Layton, did you sit there all week, and wonder just how much you could gross me out
Mary's Review March 24, 2023 0 Comments Nothing to Get Wet Over. Mary’s Review Uh-oh, this is severely underwhelming Mark. I’m sure you realize you’ve got a very small penis here. I
Bailey's Review February 23, 2023 0 Comments Little Cock Doesn’t Interest the Ladies… Bailey’s Review Sweetie… This dick you have here is suuuper weak. I mean honestly what am I looking at here?
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Bailey's Review December 8, 2022 0 Comments Mini-Cock Disappointment. Mary’s Review Oh, honey. What are you gonna do with that? Fuck my toe? Maybe we could put some vasoline