
Just a Hot Mess.
Bailey’s Review Wow, you have the saddest dick I’ve ever seen! What a poor and sad human being you
Bailey’s Review Wow, you have the saddest dick I’ve ever seen! What a poor and sad human being you
Vivianna’s Review You have the most pathetic dick I’ve ever seen! Wow, you continue to look half limp even
Bailey’s Review Wow! I can’t even see if there is a dick between your little fingertips! Are you sure
Zoey’s Review Aww, you sorry sack of shit! What a little sissy you are with your tiny little
Mia’s Review Wow, what a tiny little baby shrimp dick! I pity any woman that swipes yes on their
Bailey’s Review Awww, what a cute little carrot dick you have there, Chad! How sweet of you to show
Cassandra’s Review What on earth is that tiny little knob you call a dick? It’s like a little
Holly’s Review Wow, Andy, I’m giggling over here as I stare at your funny little dick! If you think
Holly’s Review I can definitely say that your package looks crazy as fuck….You should have compared it to something
Zoey’s Review What the fuck do you have going on Phillip.. When I received your picture I could not