Zoey’s Review

Aww, you sorry sack of shit! What a little sissy you are with your tiny little clitty thing that you call a dick! You’re going to totally make yourself into a girl with a dick like that and listening to sissy hypno all day! You can’t even stay completely hard for a girl to love on a limp, lame dick like that! What a pathetic sissy loser you are. You’re going to be all alone forever with a pathetic clitty for a dick! All alone with your little clitty between your two fingertips just trying to get yourself hard when you know it’s not even possible, you sissy wimpy boy! Your clitty will never stay hard for a woman because you’re such a useless sack of shit with nothing but a limp noodle between your legs! I feel sorry for anyone who comes in contact with you because they’ll be questioning whether you’re a boy or a girl and they won’t know what to make of that little piece of shrimp in your pants. They might just mistake it for a hor d’oeuvre and try to pull it off and put it on their grill for dinner! Hahaha! Your mama is probably so embarrassed that she made a son like you with a worthless little shrimp clit that will never pleasure a woman! Your tiny clitty doesn’t even deserve the love and attention of a woman because it’s way too pathetic and ugly! Go back where you belong, little sissy boy! You belong in a dark corner all alone with your pathetic little dick!

Zoey