Dick Just Doesn’t Make it Interesting!
Mary’s Review Dude, how can girls even be into this?! You have the smallest dick I’ve ever seen! It looks
Mary’s Review Dude, how can girls even be into this?! You have the smallest dick I’ve ever seen! It looks
Tyler’s Review Aw babe, sometimes god is cruel, and he didn’t disappoint this time. Really? I mean really? This little
Vivianna’s Review Your dick is so small and ugly for such a loser. I would not ever want to
Cassandra’s Review Oh Daniel, how can I ever explain what a pathetic loser you are? I have no
Vivianna’s Review Aww, what a cute little dick you have. Well, not sure you can even call it a
Cassandra’s Review Ewww, an uncut dick is the worst! I am sitting over here almost barfing having to
Mary’s Review Ridiculous, ugly, pathetic and horrific! Those are the main words I can use for your awful dick! It
Tyler’s Review Hey sweetie, my first impressions of your dick are as follows: EW. It took me a solid
Zoey’s Review Hi Mark, can you say LOSER? Hell yeah, you’re the biggest loser with that hairy ass dick
Tyler’s Review LOL Wow, what a pitiful cock! No wonder you are single! No one would ever want to