Holly’s Review

Thanks Mike. I appreciate you choosing me to submit your grotesque fucking penis picture for me to look at with my eyes. I actually chuckled when you commented, “I love getting laughed at for this useless dick”. I mean, yea I can see yourself growing acquainted with this, but I have to think, is there any other reaction to your penis? Like this doesn’t even have anything for men…. What in the fuck am I actually looking at here? I can see literally none of your dick, and am somehow supposed to rate this. Come the fuck on Mike! Call me a size queen if you must, but this is just a really bad joke. Personally, I prefer to take a thick, long dick, with a big fat head. Don’t get me wrong, my pussy is the tightest, hottest box you’ll find, but I love to get it stretched out to the max and fucked raw. There really is nothing to say for you length wise here. It is just non existent, let’s cut to the chase. I seriously worry that you would even be able to reach a gspot, let alone get all the way in. I just don’t know what to do with this. Where is the rest of it? Honestly, where the fuck is your shaft? I mean, giving you head would be pretty simple, being that I don’t actually need to take anything in my mouth. Looking at your head, again small. The shape and color are alright, but honestly, if you can’t please anyone, what does it matter what your dick looks like? Typically I like to focus on the more positive features, like a short dick can be fantastic for anal. But with no length at all, I feel like you’d just be knocking at the door of my asshole, with no way in. I don’t really know what to say about your thickness wise. I just looks like your head is resting in a droopy pile of skin. I can’t tell how thick you are or aren’t, but my guess is there’s not much to write home about. As far as your appearance and up-keep, looks like you don’t take any pride in this either. Some bush can be a great massager for a clit, but you’re taking that a bit too far. And it’s not helping you, just making you look smaller. Your sack looks alright from what I can see…

Holly