Cassandra’s Review
I… I don’t even know where to begin with this one! You said you have a wife????? Yea, she’s cheating on you, and I honestly can’t blame her. I’ve seen guys with small dicks before, but with yours I really had to squint at the photo to see what I was supposed to be looking at. Kudos for zooming in, without it I never would have believed your dick was actually that pathetic! And women who like girth would never even bother, because you just don’t have any. Normally I’d talk about how you’re still a nice mouthful, but I’m pretty sure my tongue is longer than you, and I honestly don’t see any point to just sitting there sucking on something smaller, in every way, than the push pops I had as a kid!
If, for some some strange reason, I agreed to go to bed with you, finding a position would be really hard. You wouldn’t be able to really reach my pussy if we did it doggy style, and I’d barely feel you in missionary. I would just have to settle for letting you fuck my ass, which would be ideal since you’re so small it wouldn’t even hurt. I’d have you put me on my knees, then flat on my belly so you could really get access to me, which you obviously would need help with. You wouldn’t need much lube, being so small, but I’d make sure you used at least a little, asking you to tease my asshole with your finger when you lube it up so I know I’m ready when you finally guide your cock to my ass. I’d hold my cheeks open for you, so you wouldn’t have to keep hold of your dick like most guys. You’d nudge me, slowly, then push in and you’d instantly be balls deep. I’d let you go to town, doing tiny little thrusts. It would feel like having a little toy in my ass, though a toy can’t grind against me and roll its hips, which I would have you do just to feel it. And toys can’t cum in my ass, and I just know you’d cum soon, shooting tiny loads off, if your small sac is any indication.
Cassie
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