Bailey’s Review

Wow! I can’t even see if there is a dick between your little fingertips! Are you sure it’s even there? I  can’t even find it in that horrendous bush you’ve got going on between your legs! It’s like the jungle book in your pants! Didn’t your mom ever teach you how to make your dick look bigger by shaving or trimming? Apparently not! What a pathetic little boy you are! How can you ever expect to make a woman happy when you can barely see the tiny little nub you call a dick? It’s like a tiny pinky toe between your fingers! Maybe you’re not an actual guy, but a girl with a little clitty to try and run to get yourself off. Can you even rub something that small anyway? It’s the smallest dick I  have ever seen in my life and I laugh at the idea of you thinking you might ever have a chance with a woman! You’re the most pathetic loser I have ever seen and I pity any woman that goes on a date and finds the disappointing sack of shit you have in your pants. She’s going to run fast and far away from that ugly loser shrimp dick! You can’t even call yourself a real man with a tiny baby carrot dick like that! I  hope your girl friend has a good dildo to get her off because there is no way she’s going to come even close with that loser dick! You suck so bad…too bad your dick isn’t big enough to get sucked as much as you actually suck! Hahaha! 0/5 stars

Bai