Zoey’s Review

I had to zoom in on the photos to even be able to see your penis, it’s so tiny! You have nice balls but it’s so sad that each of your balls are even bigger than your tiny, sad excuse of a penis. You’re right, you’re not a man! No one with an almost invisible dick should be able to be called a man! If you fucked me I wouldn’t even be able to feel that it was inside of me, it’s so tiny. It’s obviously the same pathetic size whether it’s erect or not and that’s so sad! Since you couldn’t get it inside of my pussy I’m sure you’d want me to give you a handjob or a blowjob but I don’t think I would even be able to accomplish either of those! There’s no way I would be able to figure out how to get my hand around your cock, it’s wayyyy too tiny. Maybe if I just used one finger I could figure it out, but there’s no way in hell I’d be able to do any more than pet it with my one tiny pinky finger. And I couldn’t get it in my mouth either! It’s way too tiny! You should put a choking hazard sign on your crotch since it’s dangerous to put such tiny things in your mouth due to the risk of choking! I can’t even believe dicks as tiny as yours exist, it’s so pathetic and sad! You’ll never be a manly man with a cock that tiny!

Zoey