Holly’s Review

I’ve never seen any dick do this and unite right for making fun of it! I bet every girl makes fun of it as soon as they see it too. That’s so weird and gross! I can’t imagine the disappointment those girls have to go through when they’re looking forward to a rock hard cock pounding them and then instead they get that weird floppy bendy dick trying (and failing) to get inside of their pussy. I don’t even know what I would do if that happened to me. Like if we spent a long time on foreplay, making out, touching each other, feeling my pussy get wetter and wetter… I’d eventually be so turned on that I would beg for your cock inside of me and when you gave me the go ahead I would get on my knees and unzip your pants. I’m sure as soon as I got your cock in my hand it would bend like its bent in the photos and I would feel how soft and floppy it is against the palm of my hand and I would laugh at it. By the time I was done trying to figure out why it bends so much and was done making fun of you, I probably wouldn’t even be horny anymore and we’d have to start all over again with all of the foreplay. If you were able to convince me to fuck your weird bendy cock, that is. No promises that I would still want to after seeing and feeling how floppy and bendy it is 😉

Holly

Vivianna’s Review

I wish I could see and feel this cock in real life! I have never seen anything like it and I would love to play with it and try to figure out why the hell it is like that, all while making fun of you for not having a normal, hard, straight cock. I would want to run my hands all over it, stroke it, squeeze it, anything and everything you can imagine, just spending as much time as possible studying it and making fun of it! I would run my tongue over it too and maybe suck it and give you a blowjob. But not to please you or your weird cock, only purely for my own curiosity. I would want to know how such a strange, bendy thing feels in my mouth and against my tongue and in my throat. I would even want to try to ride it. Again, not for your pleasure, but just for myself so I can see what it feels like and have more things to make fun of you for to your face and to tell my friends about. Oh how I would love to tell my friends about an experience with such a weird floppy dick like yours! I bet none of them have ever seen one that bends straight in half like yours does either! It is even funny to imagine you trying to masturbate with such a soft dick. How hard is it to keep your hand around it and stroke it at a pace that makes you feel good? Super hard I bet! I will be thinking about your cock for a long time, thinking about how weird it is and how strange it is that it bends like that when it is supposed to be hard like a rock and stand up straight but instead just folds right up and flops around all over the place like a noodle!

Viv

Zoey’s Review

Ewwww! What a weird penis! I can’t believe it bends like that, I didn’t even know penises were capable of doing that. I’m wondering how you even fuck girls with a dick like that. Does it even feel good for them?! I honestly think this would be a nice cock if it was normal. It’s a nice size and shape but it’s soooo weird that it just folds in half like that, totally ruins the appeal! I don’t even mind the super colorful and visible veins throughout your dick, those kind of make it sexy but you just can’t look past the fact that it folds completely in half like that, like a lawn chair! I wonder how many times you’ve gotten so close to fucking a girl – got her naked and wet and ready to fuck and then as soon as she sees or feels your penis just immediately runs away or laughs at how weird it is! I wonder if you’ve ever managed to make a girl cum with a dick that does such a weird thing like that. I’m sure you wouldn’t be able to make me cum with it! At least you realize how weird and gross it is that your cock bends all over the place and is so floppy. It would be sad if you were lying to yourself about it and thought that you had a perfect, sexy dick when in reality it’s so weird!

Zoey