Mia's Review February 18, 2022 0 Comments Dick All Lame and Ew… Vivianna’s Review Your dick is so small and ugly for such a loser. I would not ever want to
Cassandra's Review January 13, 2022 0 Comments Shramp Dack. Cassandra’s Review Oh Daniel, how can I ever explain what a pathetic loser you are? I have no
Nubbin January 12, 2022 0 Comments When the shaft barely registers on the measuring tape… Vivianna’s Review Aww, what a cute little dick you have. Well, not sure you can even call it a
Cassandra's Review October 15, 2021 0 Comments The Cock That Never Grew Into a Cock… Cassandra’s Review Ewww, an uncut dick is the worst! I am sitting over here almost barfing having to
Mary's Review October 14, 2021 0 Comments Mommy Can the Baby Cock Come Out To Play? Mary’s Review Ridiculous, ugly, pathetic and horrific! Those are the main words I can use for your awful dick! It
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