Holly’s Review

That is a small cock. How are you able to get an erection on that thing? Do you have sex, or do you use Mary Hand and her five sisters to get your rocks off? You are magnifying glass small. I would have trouble feeing you inside me. I would always be asking, “Is it in Kevin?” Maybe you addicted to oral because that is the only sex you get? Have you thought about plastic surgery to add inches to your cock? Sitting on a rock at the beach you notice a woman walking toward you. As she gets closer, you notice that all she seems to be wearing is her towel. You look askance, not wanting to stare. She walks up to you, kisses you and then looks at you and says, “My friends dared me to come over here and kiss you. I had been watching you from the volley ball court.” You smile as she drops the towel and reveals that she is not wearing anything underneath. “They also bet me that I wouldn’t fuck you,” she said. She reaches over and unzips your jeans. Reaching in, she finds your cock rock hard and waiting for a touch. She smiles. “A little small, aren’t we Kev?” You blush as she takes down your jeans and reveals your rock hard cock. “Good, ” she says. “I rarely get fucked the way I like to be fucked.” She leans over the rock and starts to suck you off. You put your hands in her hair and push her face down on you. “Not so hard, Romeo,” she says, “there is plenty of time.” She feels the energy well up inside you and she doesn’t want to waste it in her mouth. She bends over and opens her ass, revealing a sweet asshole. “Fuck my ass Kevin.” You waste no time in getting down from the rock and hold onto her ass. You enter her from the rear and hold her ass lose to your body. She has her hands around her ankles. “Done this before?” you ask. She just moans and bends her head. You reach down and finger fuck her shaved pussy. You feel the softness of her shaved skin as you thrust your cock into her ass. She is moaning louder as people look on and cheer. You do’t notice that there is an audience and you can’t take it much longer. With one last thrust you blow your wad into her ass, making her scream with delight. The force of you cumin up her ass makes her cum, too and her body jerks and writhes with the force of the cum. You lean against the rock, exhausted. She picks up her towel, walks over, kisses you and says, “Remember Honey, it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.” Sweety you are no Bull, you should be castrated.

Holly

Tyler’s Review

Microscopic that is a very appropriate name, or just EWE…. Kevin!! I am going to start with the picture of your Tarzan? outfit was quite hilarious but I guess you have to be compensate some how with a dick that small. I mean I should start this rating but there really is not much to rate. Your dick is literally just a head. Should you be a Bull Slave??? Hahaha, no, we need to remove this cock at all costs. I can honestly say this is probably the smallest dick I have ever seen in my life. Haha I am going to say the length of your cock is inadequate. The girth is well less than desirable. The width I can not even see. I hear you are single. Thank God for every woman in the fucking universe. Even if you somehow had one, I would be shocked if she is actually faithful to you baby. I think if I was there I would have to pull out a nice big strap on to show her what she has been missing in life. Make you watch as I fuck your your girl better than you could possibly ever do. I would start off with having you sit on the couch and watch as I slowly strip every single article clothing off of your lady. Then have her strip off ever single stitch of my clothing. (I bet if you had a woman, she would have never even experienced getting wet. I’d have you watch as I kiss all over making her more excited with just my mouth then your teeny tiny cock could ever do. I would even have you retrieve the massive strap on that I brought with me. Forcing you to tell me just how long it is and how much fatter it is than your cock if you can even call it that. Kevin I would even have you strap it on to my body I would make you look as I spread your girls pussy lips to show you how wet I already had her from the excitement of a big cock about to enter her. I would then have you sit back on the couch and I would have your lady place one leg on the couch facing away from you while holding on to the back of it giving you the perfect view to watch her being penetrated by this massive strap on. Watch me barely enter the tip stretching her pussy,  as that’s about as far as she is used to when she fucks you. I would look back and watch your face as I push this enormously long and fat cock inside of her. I would love to see your face hearing her moan as places inside of her are explored that you have never before touched. I would love to see your face as she played with her clit as I pounded faster and deeper into her bringing her closer to an actual orgasm. One I am sure she would not have to fake like she does with you. Cause let’s be honest no way that that tiny prick of yours is bringing on any orgasms?

Ty