Bailey’s Review

That is the most fucking loser, baby, beta, pathetic cock I have ever seen and you need to curl up in a hole and never come out Dan! You are a disgrace to the male species with that little thing you call a dick. It is more like a tiny mushroom with a giant head that could never make a woman feel good because it’s so ridiculously small. That woman that saw you was very justified in making you feel like a fucking loser because that is the perfect label for you and your beta cock! You deserve to be the lowest of the low and bow down to an amazing woman like myself and serve me with only the best obeying attitude. You deserve to get on your hands and knees and scrub my floors with your tongue because your cock is such a loser cock and doesn’t deserve any kind of attention from a woman unless it’s one of being ordered around to do tasks for me! You are the scum of the earth with that cock and should be put into a museum for people to stare at you and laugh at how sorry your cock is. Your cock is so small that it could never even enter a woman’s pussy if you ever got the chance to try, which will never actually happen anyway! Your cock doesn’t deserve to be anywhere near a woman for any reason other than to be laughed at and provide some entertainment for her. Your cock will be the laughingstock of the world because it is the ugliest thing I have ever seen! A measly 4 inches when hard? How pathetic is that! You are the sorriest human being on the planet and you should be ashamed of yourself for having a stupid and ugly looking cock like that. You are destined to be all alone for the rest of your life. I bet you have never even been on a date before because no one would want to date a loser like you even if they were paid! I can barely bring myself to write this review for you because it is making me just about barf looking at the pathetic, ugly blob in your pants! Yeah, a blob is really all it is! A bump on a log, a tiny little caterpillar! A little worm that the birds should eat for dinner! That’s what you and your little cock are! Your destiny is jerking off to porn for the rest of your life because you will never know the love of a real woman. All you can do is watch porn and wish it was your life, but knowing it will never ever be your life. No one wants to be around a small cocked loser like you. I’d be surprised if you even have any friends Danny boy! If you do, they are probably faking a friendship to keep from hurting your feelings and are all talking behind your back about what a fucking loser you!

Bai