Mary’s Review

Oooooooooh Martin…. . Holy shit you have a tiny dick! HAHAHA seriously, Your cock is the smallest I have seen in a long time. Everything about your dick from your tip to your balls is laughable. Your tip looks way too large compared to the rest of your shaft. Plus your cock is two toned which looks disgusting. Normally I love sucking dick, as I have an oral fixation. But there is no way your cock would ever touch my lips. And you are somewhat clean shaven, which is a big no in my book. I like a little stubble at least. Makes it more of a man’s cock! You definitely had the right idea when you put that you are a virgin. Should you cut it off? I don’t really know. I mean it’s already worthless. Cutting it off isn’t going to make it any better, only more of a freak….  Really you should leave your dick to just be a function of pissing, lets eliminate any thought of using it sexually. To not be able to jerk off.  To have to pee sitting down. To not even be able to get hard. Honestly the thought of you living your day to day life with your pathetic little cock as only a tool, is more of a turn on than the thought of your dick going anywhere near me. The thought of you getting horny or watching porn and your dick trying to swell up but being stopped by that cage. And then watching you sit there squirming in discomfort wishing you could just cum but knowing deep down that you do not deserve to get off brings me so much pleasure. I think this has been well established but over all your cock is pathetic and you are right where you are supposed to be. Hopefully going days or even weeks with your cock in celibacy.

Mary

Holly’s Review

AHAHAHA Marty, what a fitting fantasy….. I mean with a pathetic cock like this, yes, you should be locked up and forgotten about. I’ll be your dominatrix… just let me know. I mean I’ll be honest, something that is locked away isn’t as gross as if it left out to terrify women….  I mean there is always a chance in life a woman may get so drunk or high, that she will fuck you and never remember. There is always that chance….  At a first glance I would say that is an accurate description of your cock. This is probably the smallest and uninviting cock I have seen in a while. Your tip is slightly larger than the rest of your shaft which makes it look amazing if you were showing me a flaccid cock, but that is about all it is good for. And your shaft, lol, how could you ever think something so floppy and short would ever make someone cum. Without a doubt your cock would leave me unsatisfied and I would end up having to get myself off. That is if I ever let you near me. Which I think we both know would never happen. Honestly you have the cock of some weird creep who lives in his mom’s basement, I certainly hope this isn’t the case, but I would not be surprised if it is. A cock like this should give zero confidence to a man. You need to be locked up for your own good. You can do so much more good with that pathetic cock in a cage than you ever could without it. To be honest having you locked up knowing you could not take it off without my permission, would be more fun than actually fucking you. Imagine me in control of all your urges, you would not be able to cum unless I allowed it would make me wetter than your little dick ever would be able to. Overall, I would say your cock is a disappointment, and under no circumstance would I ever fuck you.

Holly

Bailey’s Review

Ew… Where to start… When it’s hard it is about average, but since you can barely get hard, your cock is super short. It must be no bigger than an inch and a half when it’s soft. In fact, your cock is so small that I actually thought it was a bump on your balls in the second picture. It took some focusing (and super zooming in) for me to see that it actually was your cock. Your cock is so small that even with a pussy as tight as mine I wouldn’t feel anything if you were inside of me. You have the perfect tampon cock…only tampons might get offended if I say your cock looks like one. Your dick head looks like the doctor who did your circumcision was drunk and quit halfway through it. You dick head looks insanely fucked up. And those balls! They actually remind of a dogs balls…but there’s a reason they cut those things off and it has nothing to do with them breeding strays. It’s aesthetics. Your cock is terrible. The closest I’d ever get to letting you fuck me is watching me fuck your best friend who’s cock is most likely bigger than yours. You would come over to my place after I cancelled on our weekly date. As you’re standing outside you notice your best friends car in the driveway and hear the sound of moaning coming from right behind the front door. You walk over to the curtainless window and see your best friend facing away as I’m on my knees with his huge stiff cock in my mouth. I suck on his huge dick head and tongue the hole before running my tongue down his veiny shaft and sucking his deliciously big balls. He grab a fistful of my blonde hair and pulls me up to kiss my mouth covered in his precum. “He’ll be calling soon, we should hurry,” He says as he finger my clit to get my pussy moist. You stand outside unable to move, feeling hurt and betrayed. “No, I want to take our time. I always have to rush with him because Martin’s little cock cums so quickly.” He kisses me deep again and slowly pushes me against the wall before kneeling down and sticking his tongue in my tight wet hole. I close my eyes and grind my hips into his mouth running my hands through his hair. I pinch my erect nipples and squeeze my little tits while moaning his name out loud. I tighten my thighs around his head as I squirt juices all over his tongue and mouth. He comes and kisses me deep letting me taste myself off his tongue. He bends me over and thrusts his huge thick cock inside my asshole. I grab my ankles as he fucks my ass hard, the sound of his balls smacking against my clit drowning out the sound of my loud moans, a sound you’ve never heard. You get closer to the window in shock, I never let you fuck my asshole hole. Your shriveled cock could never make the impact like his is. My knees buckle a little as I’m about to cum. He holds me up and shoots cum into my asshole just as I squirt my juices. His thrusts slow as he goes soft and pulls out of my ass. I stand up and kiss him deeply as a thank you. He looks up and sees you looking through the window. I turn and see you also. We all stand still for a beat before I walk over to window. I smile a mischievous grin before closing the curtain. Overall, there isn’t a damn thing redeeming about your cock. It’s short, it’s shriveled, it’s not veiny, nor does it have any girth at all. I wouldn’t fuck you if you paid me $1,000,000.

Bai

Cassandra’s Review

What the fuck!? So really you should keep your cock pics to yourself. Your cock is depressing the shit out me, seriously. I kind of want to hug it, but the thought of being near it is making me physically sick. Your cock is like the blob of fuck ups. You’re not exactly sure how it kills people, but you stay the hell away from it just in case. It’s a bit disconcerting that you only barely get hard after hours of porn. Your cock is tiny, like crazy tiny. I’ve heard of showers and growers but your cock looks like you spend your entire life in a swimming pool. Shrinkage is just a way of life for you and that’s insanely sad. And what’s the deal with your dick head!? Did a blind alcoholic monkey do your circumcision!? It looks like when you went to cut you said, “just take a little off the top”. And that pathetic excuse for a dick head looks more like a self destruct button. That’s just sadly. I would talk about how thick your cock is but I’m sure any girth I’m seeing is pure fat which is terribly sad and floppy. I would never have sex with you, you couldn’t even ask. You know that girl that you spend an hour eating out and fingering only to have her say afterward that she’s not interested in you. That would be exactly what happens between you and I. You’d come over after wining and dining me. We’d be sitting on the couch cuddling. Then you’d slowly start kissing my neck. I throw my head to the side so you won’t kiss me but you slowly make your way and massage my big tits through my shirt. I moan, knowing where this is going. You slowly unbutton my shirt and begin kissing my voluptuous mounds. I moan and run my hands through your hair as you make your way down to my skirt. I lay back on the couch as you lift up my skirt and pull down my panties. I slowly start massaging my tits while you place your head between my thighs. I moan loudly feeling your tongue running up my labia never parting them, just licking them until they’re drenched in your saliva. Then slowly your run your tongue between them, grazing my clit with you tongue running it down to my wet dripping pussy. You roll your tongue back up just as I feel a chill run through my body. With warning you begin sucking my clit holding it in your mouth with your lips while you run your tongue over it. I moan out loud just as your run your tongue down to stick it inside my pussy. Before I can react your start sucking my clit again as your finger my pussy. I cry out in ecstasy as a tremble send an orgasm through my body squirting my juices all on your tongue and fingers. You pull away and start undoing your pants. When your shriveled cock is freed from your jeans I sit up. “I think you should go. It’s getting late.” You stare at me mouth gapped opened as I put my panties back on and usher you to the door. Yeah…I can’t fuck your cock. It would just be a barrage of insults to me to submit myself to that. You short, skinny cock can’t come anywhere near me. Thanks for the head though.

Cassie

Vivianna’s Review

Well, well, well, what the fuck do we have here Martin? I mean this is an actual question, what the fuck do we have here… I’m having a really hard time trying to figure out where and how to start on this one. Your fantasy is for a mon to lock up you minature cock…  I don’t think you’ve thought this through. Cage or not, I’m pretty sure you are never seeing any action from an actual human. I’m sure it sticks in your head, because you’ve seen yourself naked and know you have nothing, I mean, completely nothing to offer a female. God hun…. what a loser! I don’t know why you’re wasting time posting this pic to the internet, head over to some cheap and skanky tattoo shop and get loser put on the nasty pasty while cock, your cock will always be a loser, might as well make sure people can tell that you know it. It looks so weird with your dick poking out like a thumb and sick, I would tell you that you should try to clean it and make it look presentable but I’m sure a clean cock isn’t worth seeing. I bet you don’t even know how to clean it out and your cock is dirty and gross. All your dried up cum stuck under your head from all your nights alone with your loser cock. Not that it matters, it’s disappointing enough I’m not sure who would want to use it anyway. What’s funny is the way you have to hold it up, you have to hold it so it looks like it can stand up on it’s own when it’s hard. My favorite since I can tell how your cock can’t get stiff enough to hold itself up, it might be swollen but it can’t get up. And what’s the point of having a hard cock if it needs you to hold it the whole time? I’m just glad you know your cock is unsatisfying and sad. And why, just why are your so fucking white, go out and get a little sun for gods sake…. yuck! I’m glad you didn’t ask for an honest rating, you would have gotten a similar review for sure! Guess you will need to stick with prostitutes!

Viv

Tyler’s Review

Ahhh yes, the class loser I see. Hehe, I know this type. I kinda thought I was always interested in this type. They are the nice guys. The ones that will treat you right, and make you cum, etc. Well that dream has changed seeing this shit, like gross is all I can think… So let’s take a look at this…… um….. cock….. hehe wow…. this dick is cute? Pathetic? There? Bad news for you, this dick will not ever satisfy a woman, the other sex, the sex where the human has a hole instead of a nub sticking out? A vagina needs something, you can’t just fuck her with a dick head!??? I mean what the hell, a dick head is made to be the “entry” part of a dick, starting narrow and slowly widening to prepare a vagina for some sort of shaft…. you really have little to no shaft. This dick is really bad, you are,… um…. in the short category, and definitly in the WTF category? I feel bad, I’m not sure what this cock could do…. has a woman even given you a blow job before? Seriously if I was forced to go down on you, like with a gun to my head, I would honest to God vomit on all over your package, if you want to call it that. Babe this is all bad. Sorry baby this cock is exactly what women hope not to find when we slide out hands down pants, I’m all for locking this up and never seeing it again…. *shivers in disgust. You’d probably actually hope those girls don’t find your pictures, unless you get off to them laughing. Maybe you could pay them to look at it in person and laugh at it?

Ty

Mia’s Review

Well, oh boy here we go Marty boy…. another ridiculous cock for me to rate. Hey, Mia fun of my cock and lock me up permanently… Sweety, this is hardly a cock, more of a little nub, a mushroom per say, maybe some smurfs live under it, or who knows, it looks pretty gross, so there is a good chance something lives under there.  Let’s see how I can make hot girls look at my cock right? Like let’s see their reaction to my flabby cock that has no blood flow, holding my tiny little cock stick up to make it looks like it operates correctly. Do you work for like a lube company or something? Honestly, I just got done rating a raging hard cock that made my panties wet. Now I’m forced to look at these pics? My panties are still wet, but my pussy has dried completely up. You may have ruined my sexuality. Is that what you are hoping to do to your hot girls on the internet? Why would you submit to so much pain and agony. Hot girls want nice plump dicks, that can spread our pussies wide, make us wet, and make us cum. You whole image does just the opposite. I don’t mind smaller dicks, but this presentation may have ruined this. If you did somehow con a woman into dating you, you would have to let go out and get fucked by real men, and when I mean men, I mean guys who actually have a penis that gets hard, grows out, and is something that actually fucking looks like it would give a woman an orgasm… Repulsive. I just don’t get it, who in their right mind would ever consider fucking your orgasm-less dick. This thing couldn’t get a rabbit off, hunny, this cock goes down as bad….

Mia

Zoey’s Review

I swear I always get these kinds of ratings *rolls eyes*. I swear I never get to see a huge juicy cock only itsy bitsy teeny tiny ones that do not even resemble a cock at all, they remind me more of a overgrown clit. The only thing that proves you have one of the smallest dicks I have ever seen in my entire life is the minature balls that your clitty is resting on. I was informed that you are a virgin, I’m sure you often wonder when you will lose that, and the answer is confidentially NEVER! Even if you did manage to bring attract a girl ( That is a very big EVER) she would not even be able to feel you inside of her for it to even count as intercourse. Virgin sissy loser you will always be. Does that make the little baby sad? Does that make your little clitty twitch in sexual frustration knowing you will never ever get to experience the feeling of some one orgasm around your cock? Yes, you should be locked up. Virgin Sissy Baby Loser, I would so lock up that little clitty and I would so enjoy tap that hand any time you tried to touch your little clitty. Or you trying to play with you. Have you ever heard the saying if you play with it to much it will fall off? Lucky for you missing 1.5 inches would not be a huge loss to you haha. I feel so bad you were born with such a tiny cock! I wish I could have been a fly on the wall the first time you attempted to lose your virginity! I would have been the first fly to ever laugh! That would have been such an amazing site to watch the little virgin baby loser be so desperate for a nut only to realize he was never going to get any where wet besides his baby pampers. I’m still so shocked at how tiny your cock is it is a fat short stumpy little clitty. If I was you I would be throwing a tantrum over how sexually frustrated my life would be. Exquisite torture every day but sounds so loserish knowing that you can never get the full extent of a release. Very anti climactic if I do say so myself Mr. Virgin sissy loser baby. I feel like you should go put that chasity on your Itty bitty clitty and go stand in a corner and think about all orgasms you are missing out on giving woman because your cock is so small and insufficient in so many different ways. Go do that now loser!

Zoey