Cassandra’s Review

Oh John, such a sad, sad, tiny penis. I almost had to zoom in on the photo in order to be able to see it! Even after I zoomed it, I couldn’t help but grin and laugh at how small it is. Your whole entire penis isn’t even as big as your wrinkly ball sack. That is such a sad comparison! The size of your cock is pathetic and even the shape is too. It’s angled slightly but not angled directly upwards in a way that would be able to hit a girls g spot and make her feel good, just angled to the side in a weird weird way. And there’s so much skin around the base of it, which I bet is making it look thicker than it really is. I bet your sad little penis is even SMALLER than that picture shows! Speaking of the comparison of the size of your balls to the size of your tiny dick, an even sadder comparison is the size of your dick compared to your pubic hair! I can tell from the photo it’s not very long but even with the bush trimmed, the hairs are still as long as a huge percent of your dick! How sad! I hope I never have to see a dick this small in real life because it’s so sad and disappointing! I’m completely blown away that you were able to grab and keep a wife?! Do you allow her to go out and get real dick?? You better keep that thing hidden in your pants at all times!

Cassie

Mia’s Review

What a sad excuse for a dick! You couldn’t even pay me to have sex with a dick this small, it’s so pathetic. I can’t imagine how awful it would be. How the FUCK do you have a wife????  We would be messing around, kissing, making out, touching each other, spending tons of time on foreplay. When I was finally so soaking wet and horny and couldn’t take it anymore I would unzip your pants and pull them down along with your boxers and reveal that sad tiny penis. It would be such a terrible and disappointing moment! I wouldn’t even want to have sex with you anymore after I saw how small your package was. But if I did still have sex with you for some reason, I can just imagine the feeling of your dick in me would be even MORE disappointing than I had already predicted by the size of your penis! No matter what position we fucked in, I know I wouldn’t get any pleasure or satisfaction from it. You could fuck me from behind or I could ride your dick and I would barely be able to feel that tiny thing inside of me! Besides how tiny you are and how I wouldn’t even be able to feel anything in my pussy, I wouldn’t even be able to focus on the sex because I’d be so busy laughing at you for having such a small dick and insulting you! You would be so lucky if any woman would even be willing to give you and your tiny cock the time of day. I know I sure wouldn’t!

Mia

CONTACT THIS LITTLE COCKED LOSER!