Mary’s Review

Haha this is the cutest damn cock I’ve ever seen Douglass! It’s totally like a 1/16 model of a real sexy cock! Honestly, just a picture of this dick and balls and you would think this thing is a girthy rock hard masterpiece…. but….. back up a bit, see it scaled to your boxers, lol, omfg, it’s just so… cute. Mr. Baby dick I can so see why you are a virgin. Your cock is so small, I can’t even imagine you have the ability to fuck my ass as if your cock were a butt plug, I think my middle finger would give me more stimulation than this thing. I know you are a nurse, is there like a name for this mini penis syndrome? I mean god damn baby, there maybe female nurses with large clits! I’m trying to figure out what this cock could be good for, I mean I’ve fucked what I called a small dick and it felt great, but those dicks would look like giant cocks against this erect infant hardon?? Has it gotten any bigger since the 3rd grade? Like did you actually go through puberty orrrr not, I don’t really see any like hair, I think it’s possible you skipped right over it. Considering you balls are as miniature as you inzy weenzy little peen, I have to imagine you cum a drop, can you ejaculate or is it just a tingle you feel? I hear that’s what pre-pubescent little boys experience, so I’m just figuring…. Hahahaha, I’m just thinking about blowing you, it be like “ooooh baby, I’m deep mouthing you so hard”! So it was requested that you receive a sex position that works best with your cock… Problem being nothing about your cock is going to satisfy a woman during sex, nor a man for that matter. Really you best position is to sit near a corner with your little cockie covered from anyone seeing it, using your thumb and forefinger rub that little guy intensely, while I lie on the bed in some amazing lingerie, showing ever last bit of my perfect body… my nipples begging to be exposed and my skimpy panties hugging my pussy tight, showing you my engorged lips and soaked slit. I’m is horny with passion, not for the fact mini cocked guy is comfortably jacking himself in the anticipation of getting a tingle… I have a dick for me tonight, and it’s not yours, it’s a real engorged man! A cock that can spread my deprived pussy wide, possibly be so large, and fuck me so deep that it could hurt. Imagine being able to give that to me while you jack your freak show miniature…. I’ll  look in his eyes, he’ll look in mine, feeling his hard cock fill your girl, I feel his cock pulsate and his eyes roll back, he thrust deep into me and begins to spew steam after hot stick stream of semen deep against my fertile cervix, I scream at the feeling of a hot load of cum filling my void and dripping around his pumping cock. I fall back in complete ectasia finally receiving what my baby cocked man could never giver me, a real cock! Sometimes our god is cruel, but my name is Mary and I don’t think it will fit… fuck that is funny!

Mary

Holly’s Review

Hey there Ben! Looking at your pictures, I can see you have a pretty tiny cock. It really is not all that long.  Even though I am pretty tight, I am sure you would not be able to fill me like I want. You really aren’t all that thick either. I like feeling a cock deep inside of me.  As for the head of your dick, it does not have a bad shape to it. It has a really nice roundness to it. I would want the ridge between the head and the shaft your cock to be slightly more pronounced. If a cock has a pronounced ridge, it hits my g-spot just right. It would make me squirt in no time!! Too bad… Have you even gotten anyone off with your tiny cock? I wonder what other ways you would attempt to please. I do appreciate that you are clean shaven. You might make a good toy to play with. I do have some kinky things in mind for you. I wonder how kinky you real are. What would you do if I asked you to? I think it would be tons of fun to use you like a little toy don’t you think? Maybe you like to watch? I could always bring a bull in the bedroom so he can show you what it is really like to fuck a woman. You would never be able to with a little cock like that. I really do not have all that much faith that you could get me off. Remember, I like to feel it deep. Like I said earlier though, maybe you make up for it in other ways. I wonder how good you are at eating pussy. You would have to make up for that tiny cock in some way, right? I would let you try. I want to know how kinky you are though. Part of me wants you to eat my pussy after another guy cums inside of me. That way you can taste what you will never have. I wonder if that makes your tiny, little cock hard. I think it is time to bring this review to a close. I think it is safe to say that I think you are pretty small. I really wish the ridge between the head and the shaft of your cock was more pronounced. Yours is rather smooth. The shape of the head of your cock is ok. So, I guess it hasn’t been all bad. The rating I would give your cock is a 1.5 of 5. Your little cock is not the smallest I have seen, believe it or not, but if you are wanting this as a cock for a woman, might want to castrate in my opinion. You do have some decent aspects as well. It is not all bad. Please do not take any offense anything I have said. Remember, I am just one opinion. I really hope you enjoy reading the review as much as I enjoyed wring it. I am dominant, in case you couldn’t tell. Anyways, enjoy love!

Holly

Bailey’s Review

OMFG What a puny little dick! What the hell is that Dougie? I  don’t think you can even call it a dick. At least not a real man’s dick! Your dick looks so small that I would almost mistaken it for a thumb in your pants! You are totally kidding yourself if you ever think you can please a woman with a pathetic loser dick like that! Have you ever been with a woman? You might possibly be a virgin forEVER! It’s so small that she’d have to be guessing if it was even inside her pussy because I  bet it doesn’t even get much bigger than the picture when it’s hard! How pathetic is that, you beta loser boy? Boy is what you deserved to be called because it looks like a little boy’s dick and only losers have that kind of dick in their pants! Can you even jerk yourself off with that small of a dick? You probably only need two tiny fingertips to use on that dick to jerk yourself off because it’s so tiny! Hahahaha! What a fucking loser! No wonder you are still single after all these years. I’m sure if you’ve even had the chance to be with a woman, she was so turned off by your dick that she took one look at it and said “hell no” when she realized what a loser dick you had! Then she could go share a great story with all of her friends about the world’s smallest dick that she got the chance of seeing. The story would be so awesome because she’d get to totally humiliate you in front of her friends and tell them how you thought you’d be getting fucked so good, but in reality you only got laughed at because your dick is so stupid! Just look at the ball sac! It’s basically bigger than your actual dick, so what the fuck do you think is going to happen when a woman sees that? Yeah, she’s going to laugh her ass off and kick your nut sack just like it deserves for being so pathetic! And that head of yours-Jesus, can it get any uglier? Especially followed by all that wrinkly skin behind it as if it’s trying to suck that disgusting head back into its shaft! It’s almost like a tiny worm shriveled up waiting for the love that it’s never going to get because it’s way too short and skinny for the likes of any woman to pay attention to! The best option you have for yourself  getting any attention from a woman now is advertising on Bumble that you have a small, pathetic dick and maybe you’ll get some attention from some bad ass bitches who like to make fun of you and allow them to exploit your sorry dick for some money. That way they can humiliate you in public by showing off your puny dick to their friends and having you jerk off in front of all of them as they laugh and tease you. You would like that, wouldn’t you? Heck yeah because you know that’s all you deserve little beta!

Bai

Mia’s Review

Hey there little guy. When I first opened up your pictures I actually laughed out loud at how small and pathetic your cock is. But at least you have the good sense to to know you need to be humiliated, and not honestly reviewed. Actually, to be honest your dick would look much better in a cage, where it can’t be out creeping out pretty girls like me. But let’s start your rate. I suppose we can start with the only positive of your cock, your tip. I prefer when a tip is slightly more girthy that the rest of the shaft so you have that going for you. But, that is about it. Your length is less than optimal and if you ever did get the chance to fuck me I can guarantee I would be left unsatisfied. On top of that your girth is lack luster as well. Combined your cock with disappointment. You would not be able to please any partner you have. But I can say I would quite enjoy locking you up and telling you how small and pathetic your cock is. Your balls on a normal sized cock would actually be appealing but since your cock is so small they look disproportionate and unappealing. With all of that being said I think it would be fair to say I would never let you or your tiny cock anywhere near me. If anything I would have you sit with your cock in a cage and watch me get myself off better than you ever could. There is no sexual position that is going to satisfy any of my holes….  If I had to rate you on a scale from one to ten you would get a 2. The only reason it wouldn’t be a 1 is that you had the good sense to know a dick as tiny as yours only deserves to be locked up.

Mia