Vivianna’s Review

Wooooow Mark, look at that cock you’ve made for me. Sigh…. yay…. Uggh, why, why must I need to write these fucking things. I love how I need money to like live, and then life forces me to look at losers cock just like yours. Honestly WTF. I noticed you have long hair, and just look like a type that I’ve never been attracted too. And really it’s not big deal, everyone has their type, and yours has never been my type, but now you may have created a stereotype. It’s like any time I see a Dave Grohl looking guy, I’m going to assume they smell like stale cigarettes’, have lousy conversation, dress like a high school junior stoner, annnd now I’m realizing you guys are looking all depressed because of the pathetic cock in your dorky jeans. I mean look at this thing. It’s not hard, it’s not long, and has zero chance of making me wet. It’s ascetically depressing. Not to mention your patchy and hair white body that I could only compare to the Grinch…. Dude this is bad. I love that you mention you are currently cuckolding, because if you told me you were with a woman, I would have sent authorities to save her from domestic abuse, you like you walking out of the shower and making her see this monstrosity. Sorry babe, you got nothing going on. Enjoy watching your woman’s pussy get obliterated by a real man. Hopefully she get’s pregnant and is forced to leave you,… you know for her sake.

Viv