Tyler’s Review

Hi there Jack. I must say with a name like Jack, you would hope for a nice plump cock…. Buuuut after checking out your cock, it’s official you dick does match your manly cock. In fact it should be like a girl/guy name, like a stripper’s name or model’s name like Taylor or Jamie. Your dick is just as pathetic as your existence. In fact I am not even going to call your private’s a cock because it is underserving of the title of a cock. You see a real man’s cock is nice and long and thick. I am not sure what I am looking at. It just looks like an extra growth sticking out from your skin. It is actually rather disgusting. It is more like at over-sized erect clittly sticking out at me! Yes that is it. You have a clit from now on Jack. Stroke your clit Jack.  I am glad you were looking to be humiliated because there is nothing I could praise about your cock. I needed a good laugh anyways. And when I saw your cock and your stupid pathetic girly name I got a laugh. And is that gross hairy stubble down there in your pubic hair region? How long have your been a girly sissy Jack? How hard is your clitty now Jack? Don’t squirt on me.

Ty

Mia’s Review

Omg. What is this that I am looking at? Did Ms. Jack send me a picture of her clit? What is this? I thought this was mytinycock.com not lumpsofforeskin.com. I saw your “thing” and I wanted to pet it. It is adorable. Like an extra part of you. I know just like a little pet. Are you petting your pet? That is probably the only thing you will be ever petting is your little pet. I do not see any woman that I know wanting to …. okay well it just wouldn’t be possible to have sex with you. It would just keep falling out of me. Which is pointless. What is the point really. You can not do anything for a woman with that thing except for make her laugh! Keep petting your little itty bitty dickie. It is what you have in store every single day for the rest of your life. I mean you really do have an ittty bitty wee wee. I have seen a couple of small penis, none in person though, but yours is seriously small. What is that 2 inch fully hard?  I am not even sure, but it is barely there for sure! Hehe. I would tell you to shave your pubs, but no one is going any where near your private’s anyhow! So it does not matter if you shave. You will be alone and stuck with your disgustingly small dick for the rest of your life.

Mia

Zoey’s Review

What in the world am I looking at. This is burning my eyes. I want to be looking at big hard, long cocks. Not this sad piece of … Well you sent me your picture. This is not what a woman wants. This is not my idea of a cock that I want to be fucked by. My pinky finger is longer than your cock and my thumb is just as wide as your cock. That is embarrassing. How many fingers do you use to stroke it with? Two? One? None? Your cock as you would like to call it probably gets hard without you even touching it. All you would need to do is think about a pretty woman and then your pathetic itty bitty teeny tiny cock just stands straight alert. I do have to wonder if a cock like your cock just shoots out little tiny baby droplets. Maybe your teeny tiny cock just creams like a woman’s pussy. Or does your cock shoot and squirt out a full load. You know a real man’s load. A nice full cum load? That is what I like!

Zoey