Bailey’s Review

What a fucking sissy you are with your tiny little girly clothes and Paci! Do you even think a woman would be attracted to you in that crazy get up? NO FUCKING WAY! You are a total loser and pathetic little girl with all of those frills. You should not even show you face in society knowing that you love dressing up like a little girl! What on earth are you thinking putting on something like that and not to mention the diaper! How disgusting and weird! And your tiny little dick just makes me laugh and feel sorry for your stupid ass self! That tiny dick could be of no use to a woman (or man hahahaha)! It would feel like a tiny little thumb entering a pussy, which would do nothing good for a woman who needs a real man’s dick to please her pussy! That tiny dick would not please a pussy by any means! It couldn’t even please a woman to look at you because you are the world’s biggest loser! The only pleasure you would give someone is a belly full of laughter when they took one look at that loser outfit and chunky little body of yours! You are like a plump little cabbage patch doll with that ridiculous outfit! You have no idea how to be fashionable and attractive, do you? Not with that ugly dress! Ha, that is one of the tiniest dick cages I have ever seen! I bet your dick doesn’t even fill up the entire thing! Your dick is like a little worm wishing it could have somewhere to go! But guess what, that little worm of yours will never know what it is like to hide inside a pussy because no woman will ever get near you with a small dick like that! She would simply laugh at the pathetic loser that you are wearing that diaper and sucking on that pacifier! The best thing you can do for yourself is keep that dick locked up where it belongs and never let anyone know what a small and useless dick you have! Even your balls are bigger than your shrimpy little dick! That is totally pathetic and what a loser is made of! I guess at least one good thing you have going for you is your mom must have taught you how to shave your pubes! But that is the only good thing about you and your shrimp dick! The rest of you is worthless, fat and ugly! Your life is going to be sad and lonely like a monk at a convent, locked away, wishing he could be pleased by a woman when he will never experience that! You will forever be alone and having to use your two little fingers to try and stroke that teensy dick to get some kind of action! Are you dumb enough to even have to ask the question “will I be a virgin forever”??? Yes, yes you will be a virgin forever! Get used to the idea! 0/5 stars

Bai

Vivianna’s Review

Ewwwwww ugh why oh why do I get stuck with the nasty ugly penises. Really I do not know what was going throw your mind when you took those pictures or what was going in your head when you were like let me send these to some pretty hot chicks and get their opinions of them. I  see you are single and I feel so damn good for every woman in the world right now. You are sooooooo wrinkly. Your balls and your cock all wrinkles. The wrinkles haha so many. I am honestly just so upset that I have to be the one looking at your cock. I just woke up decided to knock some ratings out and your was the first one I seen and ugh now my whole day is off. I was hoping for a nice big cock but instead I am stuck with your pathetic excuse of a cock. If you were my husband I do not even think I would let you sleep in the same bed with me. I could not imagine that thing coming anywhere near me. Honestly if we were married I would constantly be bringing other men over and forcing you to watch all the things that their big sexy cocks could do to me that your tiny wrinkly cock would never be able to do to me. I would have you stand next to them as I compared the length and the width and even the girth. Only ever touching the other man and ever touching you. I would have you look and watch as I did this. Dan I would force you to watch as I licked and sucked their cocks I would have you watch as I had them fuck me every which way possibly known to man. All while we both would be pointing and laughing at your tiny pathetic cock. I almost do not even know if I would be able to handle you being in the room cause your cock would turn me off so fucking fast. I would invite a guy over just to show you how useless you are. Then I would have you come stand next to him and you can listen to all the noises his dick makes me sound. I would have you touch it and compare to yours how thick it is. I would have you suck on that mans cock. That is not the only thing I would do, I would want you to stand in front of me as the mounted real man fucked me from behind so you could watch the pure pleasure etched across my face as I cum all over his dick. You can watch another man do for me that you can’t.

Viv

Mia’s Review

Let me be real honest here little baby boy. You have an extremely ugly penis. No way to sugar coat it at all. Your penis is an ugly color is like an ashy grey fleshy color it is just not appealing at all. Then you throw in the fact that it is extremely small in the length. Like to the point of I bet it does not get much longer when it is hard. Then the width I mean there really is not much there to talk about. Same with the girth, like you do not have even the slightest bit of anything I like. I like a big fat thick cocks while you have a teeny tiny nasty looking penis. It is almost as if you just have an over grown clit dangling by your ovaries that done fell out. You know there is something I keep thinking about that if I was your girl that I would have done to you. Because let us be honest cock is not the only important thing in a marriage maybe you have a good personality or lots of money I do not know all I know is that you do not have the cock I would need in my life for the rest of my life. If I was your wife on our wedding day right after we said our I do’s and we made it back to the limo where we are about to start our brand spanking new lives together. Of course being the horn dog that I am I would want to get freaky in the back of the limo. So we would have the limo driver drive us down a not so taken path there you would sit and think you were about to get lucky when in all reality I would have the driver pull over and join us in the back of the limo. There I would strip him naked push you to the other end of the limo where you would get the perfect view. The driver would lift up my bridal gown and I would climb on top of his big ass cock one leg on either side of his hips and I would guide that monster cock straight to my tight little pussy hole and slide myself down so fast on that cock I would bounce up and down on it moaning with so much pleasure because I know I would be stuck with your nasty little cock for the rest of my pathetic life, so I would enjoy this cock so much. The drivers hands would be all over my ass smacking me leaving red hand prints all while you drink in the car crying because you know you could never ever please me like that.

Mia

Zoey’s Review

Wow Sissy, I’m always amazed when a grown man comes out as a virgin, I mean in all honesty there are a ton of women and men just wanting to fuck, almost nothing out there is sexless. That us until I seen your pictures and your dick…. if you would like me to call it that. I mean what……in…… the ….. fuck? At first glance, I though this cock nub what photo shopped or something. Who over the age of like 8 has a dick and balls like that. You know, I guess I wouldn’t call a little boys penis a dick. That seems wrong. You have a baby penis, with testicles that don’t even appear to be dissented. So here’s the other really fucked up thing. So I’ve insanely enough run across a few of these diaper baby freaks, and yes you are fucked up in the head, but all these guys are rocking like legit cocks. Big, thick, fuckable cocks. The baby sissy diaper thing is enough to turn my gorgeous pussy into desert, but then you take your diaper off and you are rocking what seems to be a baby’s penis? Well that’s just the ripe end of dark unheard of thoughts. Then again if I’m at the point in my sex life where I’m removing a diaper, things are at a point where I no longer care about sex…. Hun, this is fucked up. Gross. But this is your thing, have fun,…. I guess?

Zoey