Holly’s Review

What a fucking loser you are with that skinny dick! Your nickname should be shrimp loser dick boy! You’d win the world’s worst dick contest too with a little pencil like that. If you think you could ever please a woman with a little dick like that you are simply fooling yourself! That dick is a useless piece of garbage that should be locked away forever and never seen to spare you the absolute humiliation of having such a horrific dick! Look at the way it drops downward like a sad little floppy banana! LOL! It would surely make a great laugh for a woman if she took off your pants! At least you would have that going for you-providing entertainment for someone that needs a good laugh! And my god, why are you not circumcised? An uncut dick is just a disgrace to mankind! No woman wants to be dealing with a floppy piece of extra skin covering up the goods! You need to get that taken care of right away! But worst of all since you are so small you can never be useful to a woman because she will be wondering if you ever entered her pussy! She won’t even be able to feel it because it is so scrawny! Women need a real man with a thick dick and you certainly do not qualify for that! Thick is not in your dick’s vocabulary! LMAO You are always going to be a loser who is alone and sad wishing you could have a thick dick! 0/5 stars

Holly

Bailey’s Review

No no and no!!! Put that ugly pathetic thing you call a cock away! It doesn’t deserve to see the light of day not to mention the love and attention of a woman! No woman wants to be a near a cock that is as ugly and droopy as yours! It is a dangling little finger between your legs! Basically that is all a woman would feel when you put it in her. A tiny little finger and she would have the worst time getting off with they skinny little nub! You couldn’t even get anywhere near her gspot with such a short and skinny floppy mess! It doesn’t even deserve to be called a cock! It is just a little baby shrimp trying to swim back to the ocean and get as far away from you as possible!  Not only are you short, but how pathetic is your girth! That wouldn’t even fill up a pussy even if you tried your best. Does it even really get hard?!  It looks like all it does is get halfway up and then flops back down like a sad baby elephant trunk!  Hahahaha!! What a sad life you must lead being all single and alone! What does it feel like having to jerk off all by yourself dreaming of the day that will never happen! You will never date a woman because she will take one look at that teeny cock and choose to break up with you right then and there! Forget it, sucker! 0/5 stars

Bai