Zoey’s Review

Awww, my little penis friend, Phillip! What a sorry little loser you must feel like as I sit here and write this. I’m sure you’re sitting all alone wondering when you’ll get to see the review that I’m going to present to you. Your life is so sad and sorrowful that you have nothing better to look forward to than a dick review by a hot goddess like me….one that a loser like you will NEVER get the chance to be with or touch! Just one look at you and your puny little dick makes me want to gag! You take way too long to get hard so what use would you be for a woman if she needs some dick? No use at all!! A woman needs a real man with a real dick that can get hard instantly, not some teeny little soft belly button like you have. You deserve to be wearing lingerie and diapers if you can’t even control yourself and have back pain because you have woman boobs!! Or maybe what you should do is castrate yourself and just become a woman because you are already halfway there with those boobies anyway! I bet you feel like such a loser when Jessica and her friends are making fun of you, as you should! You and your puny dick deserve to bow down do a woman like her and do whatever she says to make her laugh and be happy! You are just destined to be a servant to a goddess for the rest of your life! 0/5 stars

zoey

Mia’s Review

Wow, who do you think you even are wanting a review of your pathetic cock by a hot woman like me? You will never stand a chance in this world if you think you can even come close to getting loved by a woman like me. Jessica has the right idea of making you be humiliated with your ugly, small cock in front of her friends and the woman at the lingerie store! How hilarious that would be to see! If your cock can’t even barely get hard, how do you expect to have sex with a woman? You can’t even have sex with yourself for that matter! Hahahaha! That is so fucking pathetic and even hard, it seems like your cock is still worthless anyway, so good luck getting a woman to date you! One look at that cock and that overweight body of yours, and she will be running the other direction really fast to avoid getting some weird skin issue rubbing all over her! A grotesque man like you deserves to bow to a lady like Jessica who will show you what your place is! Maybe you should go to the nunnery and become a nun since you already have the boobs to make it seem like you are a woman. You will have a better chance at actually being near women in a nunnery disguised as one yourself than you will out in normal society where you are just a loser with a loser little cock that will do nothing for a woman! 0/5 stars

Mia