Vivianna’s Review

Seriously dude, get a clue and shave your ridiculous sack and that thing you like to call a dick! No one wants to look at a tiny dick that is also full of hair! Didn’t your mom ever show you how to manscape? You certainly have one of the scrimpiest dicks I have ever seen….if you can even call it a dick! It’s more like a tiny belly button sitting on a big fat turd called your ball sac. What is it like living a loner life like you do….pining after women that will never want you because your dick is useless….not to mention ugly as shit! That head is bigger than your actual shaft! How pathetic is that? Can you even jerk off something that small? If you even can get it up, I bet you have a the dinkiest load of cum ever! Do you realize that no woman will ever be with you because you and your dick don’t deserve that and could never please a woman. Women need big dicks to fill up their little pussies. Yours is like a tiny little thumb that she wouldn’t even be able to feel enter her! What a fucking loser you are! What even makes things worse is your gut hanging over your dick. Lose some of that and maybe it would make your dick look a bit bigger and give you a tiny chance of getting a woman! Until then you are destined to be sad and alone forever wishing you had a dick that you will never get! 0/5 stars

Viv

Mia’s Review

Ummm, NO NO NO! That is one of the ugliest dicks I have ever seen! What is up with your head being sooooo big and the rest of your dick being so small??? How can that even be useful in the bedroom? Guess what? It can’t! The only use for a dick like that is for a bundle full of laughs!! Pull down those pants so your woman can laugh her ass off at the thought of you trying to please her with that pathetic tiny micropenis! And hello loser, hasn’t anyone ever told you that trimming or shaving the nether region can at least help it look a little better? If that’s even possible with a loser dick like that….Can your dick even get hard? All you need is 2 fingers for a tiny dick like that, if it can even get hard in the first place. What a lousy piece of shit you are with your pathetic dick! You should never ever go on any dating sites if you want to keep what is left of your manhood alive. You will be banned from the apps because sorry, your dick is just too tiny to even be considered dateable material! LOL! One other tip for ya, loser. Lose some weight so you don’t also have that against you! Having a tummy roll bigger than your dick is very, very sad! Perhaps you can just be called the Pillsbury dough boy and your dick can be your belly button. LMAO!! Go hide away and never come out, loser! 0/5 stars

Mia