Cassandra’s Review

Awww, you look like nothing more than a little girl with an enlarged clitty! How sad and pathetic and you are certainly right that you could win every small penis award. That is by far the most ridiculous looking penis I have ever seen in my life! Not to mention the absolute smallest! And your lovely little pot gut is soooo attractive! NOT!!! Your body is disgusting and no wonder all the girls laugh at you when you take off your pants! That is the most hideous looking shrimp dick I have ever seen! It literally looks like a belly button that a pregnant woman has when she’s 9 months along! Do you think you can please a woman with a dick like that? Hell fucking NO! You can’t even use two fingers to play with that dick. All a woman is left with is your disgusting ball sack, which is a hairy sack of shit! It is so very sad when your ball sack far outweighs your dick size! Can you even get hard with a little belly button dick like that? I bet you can’t. You can’t even make your own self cum! How pathetic and what a loser you are. You will never know what it is like to have a woman’s attention when she finds out your dick is the size of a pencil eraser! Your best bet is to enter it into all the small penis contests you can because at least you will be getting attention in some aspect by doing that! Or you can make yourself a naked comedian and do small dick jokes! Hahaha! The least you can do for yourself is shave those pubes, dude! So at least it is a little nicer for your own self to look at! I bet you have tried every single dick enlargement drug on the market and I bet it only ended up making it smaller! What a joke and disgrace you are to the male society! I think you simply got deformed in the womb and you were really supposed to be a girl, but somehow grew a huge ball sack instead of a vagina with a clit! Maybe you should just take what you have and turn yourself into a girl with surgery and you would probably be prettier as a girl anyway! That way you could at least use that little clitty of a dick to get yourself off! Your mom should have done you a favor and simply castrated you when you were a baby so you wouldn’t have to bare the embarrassment of being such a disgrace! But too late now….Now you have to live with the fact that you are too much of a loser with the smallest dick ever to even enjoy life with a woman of your own. Poor, pathetic little you! I bet every day you sit there watching porn admiring all the large cocks that you know you will never have while trying to jerk off and give yourself some pleasure that never actually happens! 0/5 stars

cass