Tyler’s Dick Review:

If you took me home and “pulled” this out…first of all, how would you pull this out? There is nothing to pull here! You would need a pair of tweezers to jerk that little thing off. How do you masturbate? You would have to have tiny hands just be able to use your fingers. How is it even possible for you to have a dick so small?! There is no way any girl would be happy with you. You would have to have an outstanding personality to make up for a disgrace like that. In fact, I don’t even think a great personality will make up for a cock so small. Are you married? That’s a dumb question. No woman in her right mind would settle down with someone with such a sad excuse for man. You’re hard in all of those pictures? It would surprise me if we panned out and your ass was in some kinda panty hose and lipstick. I regret wasting my time scrolling through them. How could you pleasure me with a cock like that?!  You better be damn good with your mouth and hands if you’ve pulled me into your apartment this much, you better at least be able to make me cum somehow. This is just pathetic.