Tyler’s Dick Review:

So let’s take a look at this…… um….. cock….. hehe wow…. this dick is cute? Pathetic? There? Bad news for you, this dick will not ever satisfy a woman, the other sex, the sex where the human has a hole instead of a nub sticking out? A vagina needs something, you can’t just fuck her with a dick head!??? I mean what the hell, a dick head is made to be the “entry” part of a dick, starting narrow and slowly widening to prepare a vagina for some sort of shaft…. you have no shaft. This dick is really bad, you are,… um…. in the short category, and definitely in the WTF category? I feel bad, I’m not sure what this cock could do…. has a woman even given you a blow job before? Talk about getting pubes all over our face… eew, fucking gross. Sorry baby this cock is exactly what women hope not to find when we slide out hands down pants….