Tyler’s Review

Aw babe, sometimes god is cruel, and he didn’t disappoint this time. Really? I mean really? This little cock nubin’ is pretty cute. The Shortest Cock on Record…. Honestly it almost looks like you have three balls busting out of your massive thighs. I really am not sure how we are suppose to fuck babe? This dick offers about as much as a dick head. My pussy is tight and considered perfect, buuuuuuut there is no need to even attempt to cum around a girl like me. Your best bet is to sit behind that laptop screen in your dark dorky room and jerk you little wein to pictures of women who would point and laugh! Not impressive at all. Sigh…. Your balls are nice, but last I checked you can’t fuck me pussy and ass with a nice pair of testicles. Lame does begin to explain the issue you have. The good news is, there are women with sad and devastating pasts, that a scared of hard nice erect cocks, they will feel comfortable and safe to be with a man with your penis size….. Good luck, you are going need it.

Ty