Mary’s Review

Dude, how can girls even be into this?! You have the smallest dick I’ve ever seen! It looks so disgusting and makes me want to throw up from being do damn ugly. I feel bad for the girls in your life. I don’t see how they could do it. The length of your dick is ZERO. Lmao! The thickness of your dick is looking to be just as rough. The head is way too big than the rest of it which is pretty sickening and definitely a turn off for me. You are also uncircumcised which is a super turn off… Yuck. I may have to go puke after this one. Put some damn pants on, I’m sick of looking at that weird thing.

Mary

Holly’s Review

Jack, Are you kidding me??? Have you seen that meat sack between your legs. It looks as though your sack is bigger than the actual cock itself. Lol! How could you live with that??? I bet you are constantly getting made fun of for it. Lol. Can you blame anyone though?? I mean, look at that crap. Its a disgrace! And it looks so boring. I was hoping for my pussy to get wet but looks like that isn’t going to happen. I can’t help but laugh though so thanks for that! Ha!!! Every thing about your “cock” is small. It’s below average in every aspect.There is really not much more I can say about it besides.. “Ewwwww…” Your rate is looking pretty crappy at this point. At least I got a good laugh out of this.

Holly

Bailey’s Review

The head of your dick is way too big for my taste and the girth is not near as thick as I like dicks to be. Not only that but there is absolutely no length to the pole of your dick. I didn’t even know it was possible to have such a tiny dick like yours. I could not be with you with a small dick like that. I would not want to have any kind of sexual encounters with you whatsoever. A dick that small would never please me in any kind of way and I would be very scared to touch it. It freaks me out so bad just looking at it! Lol! SO GROSS!!! I have no problem humiliating a dick when its this tiny. Haha, I’m only being honest about it.

Bai

Cassandra’s Review

Wow. Your package is by far the most pathetic thing that I have ever seen! The length of your shaft is super short, hardly any length at all. How am I suppose to have fun with a tiny nub? That is no fun at all! The tip of your dick is also too big for the rest of it and looks to be the majority of your package. In fact, that really does creep me out! lol.. Not even kidding. You say you have a girlfriend and an ex. I really don’t see how they could be with such. I wouldn’t! If I saw this all the time I would not take you seriously and just laugh at you ALL THE TIME! LOL! Ha Ha Ha! Nice small ass nub though. Definitely not a turn on for me!!

Cassie

Vivianna’s Review

Ohhhh hehe, just a second  babe…. let me gain my composure, ooooooooh shit, that picture of your dick could make millions as a stand up comic all by it’s self… Your wife must be a saint and a devoted and loving spouse because taking nothing but this cock for 16 years, must leave her yearning for a real cock of a grown man… This dick gets rock hard, buuuttt is it really that difficult to get all three inches hard? I find it interesting that she has locked that cute little thing up. I would imagine she was probably more interested in not being able to see the pathetic dick that she decided to be devoted too, and take inside her (barely) for the rest of her life. While you might assume she is ready for a big black man cock, I think she’d be seeing stars, screaming to the heavens, and begging for more from you a typical cock, fuck even a  smaller cock could give her shivers she has felt in at least 16 years, wow, when I say that out loud, it’s hard to imagine that she hasn’t been leaving her pathetic hubby at home and bending over in bar bathrooms letting the local biker gang give her the pleasure her own husband can’t deliver! Do her a favor, find a guy to fuck her good, invite him into your room, sit in the corner with your baby dick and watch a man prove your dick is useless! Terrible baby.

Viv

Tyler’s Review

Yaaawn. What a boring dick. So… average. Average length, girth, color… I know your shaved to make it look bigger. I bet with a full bush it’d be camouflaged in the foliage.  Fucking this dick would be okay. But you aren’t anywhere near big enough to satisfy a woman. I’m sure plenty of girls pretend to like it but that’s just because they don’t want to hurt your feelings. This is definitely not the weirdest dick I’ve ever seen but it also doesn’t turn me on at all. If I was with a guy and this is what he pulled out, I’d go home and watch tv because that would be more exciting than this pathetic schlong.

Ty

Mia’s Review

I hope you are excited about this cock rate because honestly I am a little uneasy about this one. I was hoping for something more “arousing” but in this case I only feel bad for you and can’t help but laugh. Lol.. Every photo you sent was just hilarious. I didn’t know a cock could be that little in all honestly. You have one of the smallest I have ever seen!  The head is way to big and there is no length at all to your cock. It is definitely below the average sized. The girth of your cock is also pretty disappointing. Haha.. My pussy didn’t get wet at all looking at your junk. Instead I got super nauseous! Yucky.

Mia

Zoey’s Review

aw babe, sometimes god is cruel, and he didn’t disappoint this time. Really? I mean really? This little cock nubin’ is pretty cute. The Shortest Cock on Record…. Honestly it almost looks like you have three balls busting out of your massive thighs. I really am not sure how we are suppose to fuck babe? This dick offers about as much as a dick head. My pussy is tight and considered perfect, buuuuuuut there is no need to even attempt to cum around a girl like me. Your best bet is to sit behind that laptop screen in your dark dorky room and jerk you little wein to pictures of women who would point and laugh! Not impressive at all. Sigh…. Your balls are nice, but last I checked you can’t fuck me pussy and ass with a nice pair of testicles. Lame does begin to explain the issue you have. The good news is, there are women with sad and devastating pasts, that a scared of hard nice erect cocks, they will feel comfortable and safe to be with a man with your penis size….. Good luck, you are going need it.

Zoey