Vivianna’s Review

Your dick is so small and ugly for such a loser. I would not ever want to be anywhere near you with a dick like that. It’s so pathetic and cannot accomplish anything at all. You suck so much that you couldn’t please a woman even if you tried. Get a clue, loser. No one likes your dick. It’s way too small to do anything. If you have a loser dick like that, who would ever love you? Just look at its shriveled little shaft and hairy ball sac. Isn’t that gross! Didn’t your mother teach you to manscape? Forget ever having a girl friend. Your ball sac looks like a little old man’s hanging down, all sad and droopy with no one to love it! But that is how it will be forever because it does not deserve to be loved by any woman ever! You have no idea what a loser you are! I shouldn’t even be taking the time to tell you what a loser you are because you are simply wasting my precious time having me sit here and tell you all about your ugly, loser dick! You didn’t even send me a picture of it being hard, so I bet it is such a loser dick that it can’t even get hard at all! How do you expect to do anting with a woman with a useless dick like that? Sorry, pal, your dick isn’t useful or sexy whatsoever! You need to hide that dick away and never let it out!

Viv

Mia’s Review

Ewww, what a disgusting dick! Didn’t someone tell you how to shave off your pubes? That will help your dick look bigger and let me tell you, you need all the help you can get in that department! Jesus, that is one of the smallest and ugliest dicks I have ever seen! You have got to be so depressed having a dick like that! I laugh at the sight of your sad little peepee! It is like a shrimp dick that is looking for love in all the wrong places! You will never know what it’s like having a woman in love with your dick because your dick is destined to be alone and unloved forever! Your disgusting little shaft and hairy ball sac resemble the balls of an old man. You can think twice about ever having a woman fall in love with you! Just one look at your shriveled little shaft and droopy ball sac and she will be running far, far away. Your dick is a sad excuse of a man if I ever did see one! You would be a lousy lay with a dick like that! Can it even get hard when it needs to? What kind of review am I supposed to give if I can’t even see a hard dick! I guess that means that’s just how your dick always is and it can’t even function properly! How pathetic! You are the biggest loser I have ever seen and I hope you also shrivel up like your dick and be alone in the corner for the rest of your life! No one wants to see a man with a dick like that!

Mia