Mary’s Review

Ridiculous, ugly, pathetic and horrific! Those are the main words I can use for your awful dick! It is the weirdest shaped dick I have ever seen and yuck, I do not know what woman would ever want to play with a dick that looks like yours! First of all, it is way too small for anyone to enjoy! It is like a mini sausage without the bun! And hahaha, you will never get a “bun” to put it in because it is such a loser dick! If you ever think you will get a woman to pay attention to you and your sorry dick, you are highly mistaken, my friend! No woman in her right mind would want to get within 100 yards of a dick like that! It is so pathetic that all she would do is laugh at how sad and lonely you and your little dick are! Your head looks like a gigantic mushroom on top of a stumpy shaft. That shaft isn’t even long enough to do anything good to a pussy, even if you tried! You must live a really sad life being all alone with your loser dick in hand! Poor poor you! You should simply realize your life is destined to be boring as fuck because you will never get any action for your dick for the rest of your pathetic life! Good luck trying to keep yourself happy all alone with just your little hand to rub some out of that shrimp dick! Keep that dick in your pants, loser!

Mary