Zoey’s Review

Hi Mark, can you say LOSER? Hell yeah, you’re the biggest loser with that hairy ass dick dangling between your legs! Cuckholding is exactly where you should be every single day because you are worthless loser with a useless dick! You can’t even get hard? How pathetic is that? Plus your dick is so small that I’d be calling it a pencil dick and laughing at you! With a dick like that, how do you ever imagine pleasing a woman? She will most certainly need another man to help her out. Either that or a good dildo to fuck her because your useless floppy dick won’t even get hard to be able to fuck her! And what on God’s green earth do you think is attractive about all those pubes hanging out there? Didn’t anyone ever teach you to get rid of all that hairy mess? Come on, that should be a given these days. It can at least give you one point on the spectrum of “okay” if you at least shaved there! God, can you get anymore lame than that? Didn’t anyone ever tell you at least if you shave, it can make your dick look a little bit bigger? God knows you need all the help you can get in that department! Hahahaha! What a fucking loser! I  hope your woman’s other man is a huge alpha cock that makes her scream with pleasure every night and I  hope they make you sit there and watch as she gets fucked by a real alpha man! Your loser self gets to sit in the corner with your dick in your hand trying to get hard, but you can’t. Your woman is getting all the pleasure from another man while you can’t even pop a boner! How pitiful are you! Boner-less man! Heck, if you can even call yourself a man with that sad little dick! You only wish you were as great as all the alpha men around you! But you will never measure up to any of them because you are destined to be a cuckholding sack of shit who does not deserve the love and attention of any woman. Just look at how wrinkly your shaft is, dangling there like a worthless link of sausage! Heck, a sausage link would be more useful than that flimsy dick because at least a sausage link would be firm!! You are a sorry excuse for a man and I hope you never waste my time again making me stare at your ugly dick, trying to think of something nice to say when there clearly isn’t anything nice I can say about a pathetic loser dick like that! Can you even jerk yourself off since you can’t get hard? What a well deserving life that is for a loser like you-simply trying to jerk off only to rub a raw spot on your dick because you can’t even get hard! I  hope your woman has a whole lot of fun getting fucked by the other guys while you are alone dreaming of the love you’ll never get!

Zoey