Tyler’s Review

LOL Wow, what a pitiful cock! No wonder you are single! No one would ever want to play with a cock that small! What a pathetic loser you are and I pity anyone who might happen to get stuck going on a date with you! Every woman will take one look at that cock and run in the other direction because it is simply worthless and not worthy of any woman’s affection! It is so shrimpy when it’s not erect and then it grows like an unusual rapid pace when it is hard. How weird is that?! It totally looks like two different cocks and heck, it probably is for all I  know! You’re probably such a loser and feel so bad about your cock being so tiny that you found another cock to send for the erect picture. Hahaha! How pathetic you are seeking some grand praise for a cock that is nothing! Real men have much better cocks than you and you better hope that if you ever get a girlfriend one day, that she has a good dildo because she is going to need it! Your cock won’t be able to pleasure her pussy with its pathetic size! A dildo will be a much better toy for a woman to have than a cock like yours! You should take that cock and hide it away where no one will see it so you can spare yourself the misery of getting laughed at and made fun of for being a loser guy with the worlds ugliest cock!

Ty