Mia’s Review

What kind of disgusting dick is that staring back at me? Only one of the most disgusting ones I  have ever had to look at before! Jesus, my eyes hurt just looking at that and my stomach is sick just thinking about having to pay attention to a cock like that. Ewww, uncircumcision is the worst! Go take care of that right away, fucker! If it wasn’t for that, you might have a chance with a woman, but that one factor really turns away a lot of options for you. Now for your size, I  would say it is not awful, but it is definitely not the best! You are for sure on the smaller side of the spectrum of dick size. Most guys are probably around 6-8 inches long and 4-6 inches around in girth, but you are pretty small comparatively. What a sucker! I  bet you are such a sucker for a hot lady because you have never had a chance to even be near one with a cock like that!  Let me guess, if we had the chance, I  would be able to tie you to a chair and I could do anything to you that I  wanted because you are that desperate for attention! Desperate loser cock is a great name for you, actually! That cock just screams desperation and has probably never been fucked by a hot lady because any chance you ever got, they took one look at that cock and decided you were worthless and not worth their time! Seriously, what can you expect with a cock that size anyway? You can’t honestly think your cock would make a lady feel good and ask for seconds, do you? That is a big fat dream of yours, sucker! If you even have the chance to go on a real date, I am positive no one would ask for a second date with you if your cock had come out on the first date! Your destiny involves being alone forever, having to stroke that cock all by yourself because not even the ugliest, fattest woman alive would want to be around you and your sucker loser ass cock! Do yourself a favor and do not put a picture of your cock up on the dating apps you use because at least that way you can hide the fact that you are packing literally nothing down there and MAYBE get a first date on the books if you are lucky. Maybe you should just claim you do not have sex before marriage so you won’t give away the fact that your cock sucks until they are locked into marriage with you. LOL! How pathetic would that be! Then you’ll end up with a wife who doesn’t ever want to fuck you because she realizes your dick sucks! Maybe she’d even divorce your sorry ass because of your sorry little dick! That’s how bad it is! What a story that would be! “I divorced my husband because his dick was no bueno and did nothing for me.

Mia

Zoey’s Review

Well if that isn’t the sorriest dick I have ever had to look at, I’ll be darned! Sorry doesn’t even cut it! Sorry, sad, ugly, stupid, pathetic, horrific, horrifying, minuscule, and oh, so much more I  could think of! That little head would be no match for anyone’s pussy if you ever tried to slide into one! “I  don’t feel it….where is it” would be the response! But fuck, you probably don’t even know what it’s like having your dick near any pussy because you are such a pathetic loser! You wouldn’t even know what to do around a pussy and I  bet you can’t even stay hard if you’re around a hot, intimidating girl! Imagine the laughs she could have when you couldn’t even keep it up to pleasure her in any way! At least be able to keep it up so she can suck on it like a little popsicle! Popsicle dick is your new name! It looks like one of those fourth of July popsicles shaped like a firework! Do you think you are even close to being an average dick size? Ummm, hell no! You are much smaller than any average guy’s dick that I’ve seen and who wants average? No one! So who will ever want you when you are way smaller than average? NO ONE EVER!! Women want big, thick and long cocks, three words of which you will never be categorized as, loser! You are better off alone so you can pleasure yourself however you want while you can only imagine what your dick would feel like getting ridden on by a tight little pussy. Imagining is all you get because that is all your stupid little cock deserves! Women want a cock that is at least as big as 6 inches or more, so I’m sorry to inform you, you are so small compared to that kind of cock! Especially in your thickness, or should I  say lack thereof? Thickness needs to be about double what you are to make a pussy beg for more, so boohoo, you’ll never have a woman begging you for more! Your cock is always going to be the one begging, but to no avail because all that begging just shows even more of how much of a loser you are! If you have to beg for sex, there is something wrong with you, obviously! Why in the world did your mom not have you circumcised when you were born either? What a terrible person to do that to you! She should have known that would not serve you well as an adult when you were looking for a mate! Dicks like that are such a turn off and make most women run for the hills, so unfortunately there is not much help for you in that area unless you opt for the surgery now as an adult! I think you can tell by all of the previous words that I  do not like your cock one bit. I  do not ever want to see it again!

Zoey