Bailey’s Review

Babe, you have an adorable teeny tiny cock. It reminds me of one of those little mushroom characters with the high pitched voices fighting crime next to an anime character. In my head I hear a teensy voice shout “Little mushroom cock fighting!!!” It stands up so valiantly trying to be as tall as a super hero you can almost hear it grunting in high pitch squeaks to try to grow up to be a big boy. You know what they say in French, C’est adorable, le kiki….or that’s how google tells me one would baby talk to an adorable teensy peensy.

It’s got so much gumption and lil penis power that it almost looks like a wax character for that famous wax museum…you know, the one they built to entertain smurfs. You’re a towering monument for those visitors.  Sadly your cock is just too large to be properly small, and just too small to be properly large. Your head is a great facsimile of a mushroom top, if it were sculpted crudely out of wax…but in the flesh it looks like someone accidently lopped off your top and then tried to fashion a head from the rest of your shaft! Not a bad job for someone who might have been in an accident while wrestling a gnome and a weedwacker.

I really do like you’re cock, and while it might be a good popsicle to suck on while I’m watching zombie chick anime (is that a thing? Google tells me that’s a thing…) I think I’m a little disappointed that it can’t satisfy my snatch and it can’t act as a decent butt plug.  Perhaps you can diddle my piddle with the tip…but really, is you’re little sidekick big enough to reach my clit? I just don’t know…just don’t know…

Overall, a real treat getting to see the leprechaun that lost its pot of gold…so cute in its lost and forlornness. Thanks for sharing! I hope you find the shorty cunt that matches your shorty cock.

Bai