Vivianna’s Review

Aww, you poor pathetic cock boy! How you expect to ever please a woman with a cock like that is beyond me! You are such a loser with a little cock that will never make a woman happy! I  pity your wife who has to pretend to like your cock every time you fuck her when in reality she is probably rolling her eyes and thinking about the grocery list wondering when your lousy cock will cum already and get it over with! Your wife probably has dildos bigger than your shrimp cock! Your head looks like a big mushroom on a skinny little stem and I  am absolutely disgusted having to even look at this annoying little pencil cock! Do yourself and your wife a favor and put that cock away! Never fuck your wife again so she will not have to deal with the pathetic loser that you are! In fact, you should do her a favor and call on your best friend who I  am sure has a much better and more satisfying cock than you. Call him to fuck your wife with a real man’s cock and sit there and watch her take a huge cock and have the best orgasm all over that cock! That cock is one that is so deserving, while your cock is a worthless little worm in your pants that does not deserve the attention of any woman. And come on, dude, have you not heard of shaving your pubes? Geeez, it is not rocket science to know that will make your cock look bigger and better. But what would I  expect from a loser like you? Nothing, I suppose! 0/5 stars

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