Holly’s Review

Awww Martin lol, I feel so bad for guys like you. It’s like God gave you just enough dick to have a small idea of what sex with a nice penis looks like! This short dick really has nothing to offer, but I do thinks it’s cute, it’s like your penis stopped growing when you were like 7 years old or something. Seriously, I’m looking out my window and there are some random mushrooms growing in my yard that would probably be a better fuck than this cute little smooshykins dick. I feel bad, but I don’t know how bad my reaction would be if I did pull down your pants and found that little bulge to just be well that little cock. I mean have you had a blow job, it has to be like suckling on a woman’s eraser nipple or something. I’m sure you’ve made yourself enjoy your cock, but this dick was not meant for fucking women…..

Holly