Cassandra’s Review

Oh fuck yeah, you win the medal for the best loser dick in the world, little Felix! Congratulations on being the biggest loser of a guy that I’ve ever seen! You don’t stand a chance against the other men of the world and their alpha cocks! Your cock is so beta that it can barely even be considered a cock at all! Maybe it is more like a thumb that you cut off and glued to your ugly ball sac! It is pretty sad when your dick is the same length as your ball sac! That means it is SUPER small, dude! What a fucking, pathetic, stupid loser you are! How could you ever expect to please a woman with the likes of that dick? She probably has pencils bigger than your loser dick! No wonder your girlfriend is actually your ex! Your dick is so annoyingly terrible that you could not keep her around even if you begged her to stay! Women everywhere would say “Hell NO” to your skinny little dick! You look like a teenage boy that never grew up and there is no way a woman’s pussy would be thrilled to have that thing anywhere near it! Can you even wank off with a dick that small? I bet your load of cum, if you can even cum, is so small and pathetic too! Your dick belongs in a cage, locked away only getting to ache for the touch and love of a woman! It does not deserve any attention! 0/5 stars

Cassie

Vivianna’s Review

Ha! You have a dinky little winky! Looking at your pictures made me laugh so much! It was one of the best laughs I’ve had in a long time! What the fuck do you even call that thing? It doesn’t even look like a dick to me! It looks like a tiny worm dangling between your legs….and looks like you are uncircumcised? Ewww, that is the worst kind of dick! Women run away from dicks like that every chance they can get! Women want a real, cut dick that is so much bigger than your mini winky! Your name should we dinky little winky man! Or maybe even better yet, dinky little winky girl! You are basically a girl with an enlarged clit, so good luck getting a date with a woman anytime soon! Women will definitely swipe left on your loser profile! Unless they want to go out with you for the fun fact that they can have the best laugh and then humiliate you in front of everyone they know! That would be a great story for all of her friends….”The Night I went Out with dinky winky” was the worst night of my life! He opened his pants and I could barely find his dinky winky! It looked like a little finger dangling between his legs! And then she would have been sure to snap a picture so she could prove to all her friends what a disgusting dinky winky you had! All of her friends would post the pictures up online and make fun of you! 0/5 stars for you, sucker!

Viv

Tyler’s Review

Hi loser cock boy! Aww, how cute is that teeny little weeny! Ha! No one wants a cute little cock, fucker! Go back into your closet where you belong and hide there forever, fucking teeny weeny boy! You are a detriment to society with such a sad cock and an absolute disgrace to the male species! Your mom should have had an abortion instead of bringing such a loser into this world! Yeah, you better be bending over with your ass in the air so we can take advantage of your pathetic hairless ass by ramming a big, fat dildo up there! You do not even deserve the time of day and all you should be is a slave to a beautiful goddess who owns you, your lousy cock and your hairless asshole! Better yet, we should tell your boss what a pervert you are and how I’m sure you have dreamed about fucking all the ladies at your office with that lousy cock. We should make your boss fire your sorry self and let you suffer all alone with no one to love you! I’m sure your ex girlfriend has something to say about how your cock could never please her and your entire office would have a laugh, knowing you definitely are the loser that they have always thought you were! Real men love the fact that their cocks far outsize your teeny little weeny and wow, it would give them so much satisfaction to show your pictures all over town to make themselves feel even more like real men! 0/5 stars

Ty

Mia’s Review

Oh Felix, how in the world can I even say anything nice about you or your horrific dick? What a fucking loser you are with such a pathetic loser dick! I don’t blame any man who wants to humiliate you in front of everyone you know! I’d love nothing more than to send all the pictures to your family, neighbors, co-workers and boss and then make you pay me money for sending them. You’re such a loser that you’d even lose your job over showing your pathetic ass and dick to everyone! Poor, poor Felix will be known as the loser with no manly balls or manly dick! Maybe the office will just call you Mrs. Clitty since it really just looks like you have a baby clitty and not a real man’s dick. You are a worthless piece of shit that no one wants to have anything to do with! I mean, come on, a hairless ass hole looks like a girl! What the fuck is wrong with you, man?! You deserve nothing more than a pat on the head and a goodbye when anyone sees your sorry self! You have got that right-life for you is as short as your dick! Hahaha! Life of sex, that is! No woman would ever want to have sex with you because you don’t even deserve getting the chance to see a woman naked, not to mention actually getting to have sex with a woman. Women should laugh in your face if they ever see the dick you carry around! 0/5 stars

Mia