Mary’s Review

Hey there!! You did say you wanted humiliation. So, I am going to be 100% honest with you. Looking at your pictures, I can tell you are really quite small. Do you even e to tuck it when you are soft? Probably not, huh? Anyways you really are not all that thick or long. I am not even sure you would be able to please me. You see, I like to be filled, and I like to feel a dick deep. I do not think you could even come close babe. It is just my preference, I suppose. The head of your dick doesn’t have too bad of a look to it. It is decently rounded though. I do wish it was a bit thicker along with the shaft of your cock. Have you ever been able to get anyone off with that tiny little cock? I highly doubt you have. I mean, how could you with such a tiny cock?  I might have a few other kinky things in mind for you. The look of your package as a whole is not too bad. It just needs to be way bigger. The rating I would your itty-bitty cock would be ew. I wish it was much bigger, but you have some “ok” aspects to it too. It really is not all bad. I just would not enjoy it. Again, maybe you can please me in other ways. I really enjoyed writing this for you. I hope you like it too.

Mary

Holly’s Review

Oh My Fucking God… Are you serious right now Paul? Like what is this? I’m a young girl, I’ve had plenty of sex, with many different dicks, but I could have gone my whole life without know there might just be a dick n’ balls like this one out there. I’m always excited to see a man’s cock for the first time, anticipating greatness, and hoping I’m going to get a good fuck…. this is like the scariest possible scenario I can think of. I mean how is there so much balls and almost a negative amount of shaft. Why? Just why. Yuck! I just don’t understand. Your whole situation is messed up. How in the world, in the universe to did you find a woman to marry you? How!? She must get some good dick on the side, because that dick wouldn’t satisfy the most messed up of women. You cock is the kind of situation prostitutes giggle and run fast as fuck with your money out of the motel…. 🙂 Yuck.

Holly

Bailey’s Review

Oh sweetie, if you think you can get anywhere in life with a skinny, ugly dick like that, then think again! That has got to be the skinniest dick I have ever seen in my life and I never want to see that pathetic thing you call a dick again! It’s more like an ugly pencil sitting between your legs with a huge, ugly sac of shit behind it. Talk about not wanting a short dick man….well, yeah, honey, put that thing away! No one wants to see that small of a dick, unless it’s to have a great laugh! There is no way in hell I’d go anywhere near that! I mean, how in the world can we even find it in that fleshy mess that you have down there, dude?! You have way too much floppy fat going on down in those pants! Puuuhleeease! You’ve got to be kidding yourself if you think that ugly tiny little stump is attractive! Getting a mouth full of that dick is not my idea of a fun night and that’s all I’d get! Yuck! An ugly, small dick is the worst! So awful and gross! Are you trying to remain celibate the rest of your life? I hope so because no one is going to want your small, lame dick! And don’t get me started on your ball sack. Jeez, it’s pretty sad when it’s uglier than your actual dick! It looks like your balls are all shriveled like an old man’s, leaving your skinny dick to rot in the gutter! You should lock that dick up in a cage where it belongs and leave it there for the rest of your life! I don’t even know how you have sex with yourself, needless to say, another woman! I mean, how on earth could she even feel that enter her? Oh wait, she couldn’t because your big hairy ball sack is in the way and won’t let your dick even go in! Didn’t your mom ever teach you about manscaping? Duh, you can at least do yourself a favor and make your dick look bigger by getting rid of that awful bush between your legs! Perhaps your girlfriend could offer you her belly button as a hole tiny enough to fit your teensy tiny dick inside! Wow, I can’t even imagine going on a date with you, then taking you home, only to be surprised with having to try to find your dick hiding somewhere in that big bush. I  wouldn’t even know what to do with that or how to have sex with that mini wee wee. What do you want me to do? Take it between my two fingers and jerk it between my finger tips until a tiny blob of useless cum shoots out? How does that pleasure me at all? Yeah, it doesn’t!I I’d probably get more pleasure out of laughing my ass off when you took your pants off! Sorry, loser.

Bai

Cassandra’s Review

OMG, what the fuck do you call that in your pants? What a tiny little baby dick that is worthless and will never have the chance to please a woman! Did your mom think you were a girl when you were born because your dick is so small? How can you even go to the bathroom with such a tiny little peepee? It’s so small that you can’t even aim it anywhere! It’s a good thing I  have a good dildo because that carrot dick won’t ever be able to give me anything close to an orgasm! If you were my boyfriend, I’d have to call on your best friend to come over with you to take care of all my needs because you could never meet them with that shrimp dick in your pants! I’d make sure you’d have to sit in the corner and watch me with your friend, too, to show you what a real man with a real dick can do. A real man deserves a hot woman like me, but you’ll never be a real man with a baby peepee like that little thing! Your pubes are even longer than your dick! Hahaha! That’s so sad! What a poor, pathetic little loser baby you are! I cannot wait to take these pictures and show all my friends and have the best laugh over what a tiny little tater tot you’re hiding in your pants! It doesn’t even take much to hide because it’s so tiny! Just shrivel up and hide away all alone, little baby boy! .

Cassie

Vivianna’s Review

What kind of dick is that Paul? Can you even call it a dick? It looks like a tiny turtle trying to peek its head out of a bush! I mean, that mound of hair surrounding that little nubby is thicker than your actual dick! What the fuck? That’s just disgusting! It looks like a tiny rock in the midst of a jungle! You look like a little baby who never matured into a real man! Perhaps you were meant to be a girl instead! It looks like all you did was remove your belly button and tape it between your legs! I have never seen a peepee that’s smaller than yours! How do you expect to ever try to have sex? You’re destined to be all alone forever, using your two little finger tips to wank that tiny little carrot. Can it even get off because its so small? I bet your mom wishes she had given you up for adoption instead of keeping you and calling you her boy! She should have just kept you in a baby carriage forever and toted you around as her little baby who never grew up! I pity any woman that tries to get with you, except for the fact that she’ll get to have the greatest laugh of her life when you drop your pants and she sees that tiny pinky dick! What a fucking loser you are. Go call your real man friends and see what a real man’s dick looks like and then go to Thailand to get a dick replacement for that sack of shit!

Viv

Tyler’s Review

Umm, hello little baby boy! Awww, what a cute little dick you have! That gave me the best laugh I’ve had all day when I  opened that picture! Do you actually think you’re a real man with a tiny little peepee like that in your pants? Think again, loser! That is definitely not a real man’s dick! A real man’s dick is one you can actually see! I’d have to get my magnifying glass out in order to see that tiny carrot! You’ll never have the chance to have a sexy girlfriend with a baby tater tot hiding in your pants! I mean, how would you even please her with a shriveled, ugly, mini dick like that? I  guess the only way you could would be to provide her with humor when she brings all her friends over, has you drop your drawers and you become the laughing stock of the room! That’s all you deserve to be with a little button cock like that! Did you take the button off your mom’s bathrobe and glue it between your legs? That’s basically what it looks like, you poor little loser boy! I guess your body grew up, but your dick decided to stay in baby land and be the pathetic little pinky dick that it is. Your mom should have called you Josephine instead of Joey since you’re basically just a girl in a boy’s body! When your ball sack is bigger than your actual dick, you have major problems, dude! Do everyone a favor and never show that dick to anyone!

Ty

Mia’s Review

I cannot believe my eyes right now! Is that a baby’s penis? Oh my gosh Paul, it’s so TINY!!!! Like a cute little dot on your body. Oh wait, that’s your hard dick? I’d say you’re giving it a little credit at one inch. Why would you even try to take a girl like me home with a cock like that?? If you could even call that a cock! It’s terrible!! I cannot believe you would force us to look at this. And you want us to share it with everyone? Why would you want to do that to the world? Oh my God, your dick is such a disgrace. I thought the first picture made your cock look small. You say you’re hard in all of these pics?? Well, that’s just terrible. I feel so sorry for you and anyone you trick into sleeping with you!! I bet if you have ever had a girl, the first thing she did was find a man with a real cock! Ground a big hard cock up her pussy, and then came home to your pathetic dickling. There is no way any girl would be happy with that cock and only that cock. Seriously there needs to be other alternatives for you to look into, it would be a crime to make a woman stay around with that cock. I would hope you were at least good with foreplay, because that’s about all a girl is gonna get from that. There is no way you could even reach a sensitive part of my pussy with that thing. Haha! What a great laugh!!!

Mia

Zoey’s Review

Awww is it wrong to call your dick cute? Because it is… It’s like a little puppy cock, hehe awwww, I love it! Really baby, I hope you haven’t strutted around to much thinking you are like a man or something because this is pretty lame. Your length, well cancel out any positions with this thing, it’s fucking short, the short category, for short cocks, on the short cock site…. Now length is bad, but your girth, lol, well we aren’t going to really… say girth, the penis circumference is non existent. Really, I mean you really didn’t need a pull out a tape measure to figure out this cock, I think a good comparison would be alike a baby pacifier, it’s kinda how’d you have to suck that thing, you are probably pretty bummed that no woman could deep throat you, here’s a clue, not her fault. Hope you buy you girl plenty of sex toys, cause this thing barely makes it’s way to being a butt plug, if you can even get that hard…. terrible.

Zoey