Mia’s Review

Wow! You call that a dick? Are you sure it’s even there? I can’t even find it in that mess you’ve got going on between your legs! It’s like the cock ring overtakes your poor, limp, lame dick! You know where your dick belongs? Locked up forever and owned by a hot goddess like myself! What a pathetic little virgin boy you are! How can you ever expect to make a woman happy when you can barely see the tiny little nub you call a dick? It’s like a tiny skinny, pathetic carrot between your legs! Maybe you’re not an actual guy, but a girl with a little clitty to try and rub to get yourself off. Can you even rub something that small anyway? It’s the smallest dick I have ever seen in my life and I laugh at the idea of you thinking you might ever have a chance with a woman! I’m surprised that guys even want to look at you! You’re the most pathetic fag loser I have ever seen and I pity any woman that goes on a date and finds the disappointing sack of shit you have in your pants. You’re going to be a virgin forever because she’s going to run fast and far away from that ugly loser shrimp dick! You can’t even call yourself a real man with a tiny baby carrot dick like that! I hope your future girl friend has a good dildo to get her off because there is no way she’s going to come even close with that loser dick! You suck so bad…too bad your dick isn’t big enough to get sucked as much as you actually suck! Hahaha! 0/5 stars

Mia