Bailey’s Review

OMG, what the fuck do you call that in your pants? What a tiny little baby dick that is worthless and will never have the chance to please a woman! Did your mom think you were a girl when you were born because your dick is so small? How can you even go to the bathroom with such a tiny little peepee? It’s so small that you can’t even aim it anywhere! It’s a good thing I  have a good dildo because that carrot dick won’t ever be able to give me anything close to an orgasm! If you were my boyfriend, I’d have to call on your best friend to come over with you to take care of all my needs because you could never meet them with that shrimp dick in your pants! I’d make sure you’d have to sit in the corner and watch me with your friend, too, to show you what a real man with a real dick can do. A real man deserves a hot woman like me, but you’ll never be a real man with a baby peepee like that little thing! Your pubes are probably even longer than your dick! Hahaha! That’s so sad! What a poor, pathetic little loser baby you are! I cannot wait to take these pictures and show all my friends and have the best laugh over what a tiny little tater tot you’re hiding in your pants! It doesn’t even take much to hide because it’s so tiny! Just shrivel up and hide away all alone, little baby boy!

Bai

Vivianna’s Review

What kind of dick is that? Can you even call it a dick? It looks like a tiny turtle trying to peek its head out of a bush! I mean, in one of the pictures, that mound of hair surrounding that little nubby is thicker than your actual dick! What the fuck? That’s just disgusting! It looks like a tiny rock in the midst of a jungle! You look like a little baby who never matured into a real man! Perhaps you were meant to be a woman with a vajayjay instead! It looks like all you did was remove your belly button and tape it between your legs! I have never seen a dick that’s smaller than yours! How do you expect to ever try to have sex? You’re destined to be all alone forever, using your two little finger tips to wank that tiny little carrot. Can it even get off because its so small? I bet your mom wishes she had given you up for adoption instead of keeping you and calling you her boy! She should have just kept you in a baby carriage forever and toted you around as her little baby who never grew up! I pity any woman that tries to get with you, except for the fact that she’ll get to have the greatest laugh of her life when you drop your pants and she sees that tiny pinky dick! What a fucking loser you are. Go call your real man friends and see what a real man’s dick looks like and then go to Thailand to get a dick replacement for that sack of shit!

Viv

Zoey’s Review

Hey there!! You did say you wanted humiliation. So, I am going to be 100% honest with you. Looking at your pictures, I can tell you are really quite small. Do you even e to tuck it when you are soft? Probably not, huh? Anyways you really are not all that thick or long. I am not even sure you would be able to please me. You see, I like to be filled, and I like to feel a dick deep. I do not think you could even come close babe. It is just my preference, I suppose. The head of your dick doesn’t have too bad of a look to it. It is decently rounded though. I do wish it was a bit thicker along with the shaft of your cock. Have you ever been able to get anyone off with that tiny little cock? I highly doubt you have. I mean, how could you with such a tiny cock?  I might have a few other kinky things in mind for you. The look of your package as a whole is not too bad. It just needs to be way bigger. The rating I would your itty-bitty cock is a 1 out of 5. I wish it was much bigger, but you have some “ok” aspects to it too. It really is not all bad. I just would not enjoy it. Again, maybe you can please me in other ways. I really enjoyed writing this for you. I hope you like it too.

Zoey