Bailey’s Review

Wow, you have the saddest dick I’ve ever seen! What a poor and sad human being you are! How can you expect a woman to love you when you can’t even show her you have a beautiful dick? Yours is just like a shriveled old man dick with a pair of ugly, wrinkly balls. No woman would love to have that dick in her life, unless she wants something to laugh at every day because it’s so useless and pathetic! I’m sure all her guy friends would get a great laugh out of pictures of that dick, realizing they are so hot and amazing compared to what king of guy she has in her life! Any woman who gets to be with you will just be depressed over a useless, small, ugly dick in her life. She’ll have to invest in a bunch of toys to take care of herself since you’ll never be able to take care of any of her needs. She wouldn’t even be able to feel that enter her because I  bet you’re such a loser who can’t even stay hard long enough to enter a pussy because you’re so intimidated by her beauty! So awful for a horny woman who wants a real man with a real dick to get her pussy wet and cumming all over. You’ll never even know what that looks like because you’ll never be able to please a woman in such a way! Your dick isn’t even long enough to be pleasing to your own self, so how on earth would you think it could ever in a million years please a woman. Look at how skinny and pathetic it looks! Come on, that is the ugliest thing I have ever looked at and I pity you and your future lovers that have to put up with such an eye sore! Ugly dicks have to place in this world and no place for a hot woman’s love. You’re the biggest loser and most definitely don’t deserve any love and attention on a dick like that! You should never put yourself out there on any dating sites because everyone will simply scroll right on by when they realize what a loser you are with the ugliest dick in the world! I don’t know how you can even live with yourself knowing you are a pathetic loser with a loser dick! Your big ugly head is so bulky and ugly, even a dog wouldn’t want to lick that! And those balls are so wrinkled, you’d think you were an 80 year old man waiting for a woman to love him! Gross! Your length wouldn’t even do any woman any good because it’s not long enough to hit all those good spots inside a pussy! What do you expect with a pathetic loser dick like that? You’ll always be alone because you don’t deserve anyone! How about you do the world a favor and stay hidden in your house, all along, wanking to porn, because that’s all the pleasure you’ll ever get! 0/5 stars!

Bai