Vivianna’s Review

You have the most pathetic dick I’ve ever seen! Wow, you continue to look half limp even after indulging in porn and wanking that ugly piece of shit! What a pathetic and sad human being you are! How can you expect a girl to love you when you can’t even show her you have a beautiful dick? Yours is just like a shriveled old man dick with a pair of ugly, wrinkly balls. No woman would love to have that dick in her life, unless she wants something to laugh at every day because it’s so useless and pathetic! I’m sure all her guy friends would get a great laugh out of pictures of that dick, realizing they are so hot and amazing compared to what king of guy she has in her life! Any woman who gets to be with you will just be depressed over a useless, small, ugly dick in her life. She’ll have to invest in a bunch of toys to take care of her since you’ll never be able to take care of any of her needs. She wouldn’t even be able to feel that enter her because you’re such a loser who can’t even stay hard long enough to enter a pussy! So awful for a horny woman who wants a real man with a real dick to get her pussy wet and cumming all over. You’ll never even know what that looks like because you’ll never be able to please a woman in such a way! Your dick isn’t even long enough to be pleasing to your own self, so how on earth would you think it could ever in a million years please a woman. Look at how skinny and pathetic it looks! Come on, that is the ugliest thing I  have ever looked at and I pity you and your future lovers that have to put up with such an eye sore! Skinny short dicks have to place in this world and no place for a hot woman’s love. You’re the biggest loser and most definitely don’t deserve any love an attention on a dick like that! You should never put yourself out there on any dating sites because everyone will simply scroll right on by when they realize what a loser you are with the smallest dick in the world! I  don’t know how you can even live with yourself knowing you are a pathetic loser with a loser shirmpy dick! Uncircumcised too? Good grief, a dick can’t get any uglier than one that is uncircumcised! No one wants to deal with that extra flap of skin covering up the goods that you can already barely see because it’s so small! Geez, your mom must have really hated you to leave your dick intact! Speaking of your mom, did she think you were a female when you were born? Or maybe a transgender because she didn’t know if you had a clit or a dick? How sad that is and I’m so sorry your mom has to call you her actual son. You don’t deserve to be called anyone’s son or anyone’s lover for that matter! You deserve to be alone wanking your own dick and not being able to cum! 0/5 stars

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