Bailey’s Review

Awww, what a cute little carrot dick you have there, Chad! How sweet of you to show me your tiny little pet and want me to tell you what a loser dick it is! How on earth do you ever think you’ll please a woman with a teeny weenie like that? I  mean, could I  even feel it enter me if we were having sex? Come on, the size of toilet paper roll? That is pathetic and only a loser guy would think he’s a real man with a dick that small! It’s a good thing you bought your wife a great vibrator for Christmas to use because that teeny tiny thing you call a dick would not be able to get her off! It might be big enough to fill up her belly button, but not her pussy! That would be like sticking a pencil up her pussy and thinking it would get her off! Never in a million years would any woman be pleased with a dick like that. Put it away and never ever show anyone the sad little thing in your pants! Your poor wife must have to have you call your best friend with a big dick to come over so she can actually have something to please her at night…and then make you watch what a real man deserves and what a real man can do with a real dick! You’ll never be a real man or know what a real man deserves when you’re walking around with a pathetic loser dick like that! 1/5 stars loser boy!

Bai