Cassandra’s Review

What on earth is that tiny little knob you call a dick? It’s like a little thumb with a sac! Or maybe even a little nipple that is ripe for tweaking! Or maybe an extra belly button! Poor little loser cock that will never please a woman! Does it even grow that much when it gets hard? Let me get my magnifying glass out so I can find what I’m looking for. Oh wait, I     don’t even want to try and find it because it’s not good enough to deserve the love and attention of a woman like me! Pretty pathetic when your ball sac far outweighs the size of your dick! Looks like there is not much potential there, so think again if you think you’ll ever please a woman with that sad little nub! Short dick men like yourself are so undeserving and you should always hide what you have in your pants so you don’t embarrass yourself!

Cassie