Holly’s Review

I can definitely say that your package looks crazy as fuck….You should have compared it to something smaller like a 5 hour energy bottle since it don’t even look like you have the stamina. Do you even get fucked? Why the hell does it look like a sea snail. All I could say when I received your pictures was literally it looks like a snail without a shell, HAHA! Like the only good thing I even see about your cock is the fact that your balls looked shaved, everything else has to go though. I hate that it looks like it has no texture, no veins or anything that looks freaky like a plant stem. It’s small and skinny like one you actually should’ve compared it to a Vienna sausage LMFAO. I honestly wouldn’t put that thing in my mouth. I would feel like I’m sucking my own tongue lol. Fucking embarrassing. The way it’s hanging to looks like you got a long ass nose hanging from your mid area. I hope you don’t think these pictures are sexy and I really hope you did not send these out to anyone. ANYWHO your cock is super small and skinny, so i give you a .5 out of 5. Your balls are unproportioned with your head and shaft it throws everything off completely. Again where the image of a snail comes into play. I am not a huge fan of this cock but it’s not the worst I’ve seen.

Holly

Mia’s Review

When I received both of your pictures I could not stop staring at your balls. if i were you i would literally just grow my hair out you may have a better chance at getting that thing laid. HAHAHA!! Let’s start with your oddly shaped sea urchin of a shaft because that’s honestly the only fucking good part on your whole package deal! It’s thick at the base then gets smaller then bigger again at the tip. I’m honestly super confused about your whole package you have going on it’s fucking ugly.Your balls are the size of a gorilla’s knuckle….I bet you have better luck shoving your balls into a girls pussy and giving them a orgasm than with your sea urchin cock. Like your balls are bigger than your cock as a whole, so it dont even look right, lol and your tip. Man this was the worst part for me. I am really freaked out about not being able to see your cock head. Like what the hell happened there? I am overall not pleased with this cock. I rate it a 1 out of 5. Your lip has no grooves to catch all the good juices. That’s IF you make them cum, but it doesn’t even look like you would fill a pocket pussy sorry not sorry. You are not my type pf cock.

Mia