Zoey’s Review

What the fuck do you have going on Phillip.. When I received your picture I could not stop staring at your piercings. Like I am a piercing person, but you took it way too far! How do you even jack your own cock? I bet you can’t. That’s why you pay me to do your ratings. Let’s just go ahead so i can get this over with kinda like you went over on your piercings. The only good thing about your metal cock is the girth. Does it even get hard? or does it stay soft like a slugs body at all times? Let’s start with the tip of your cock that I can’t even see because it looks like that’s the only part of your little cock that you can tug on. It’s really a tragedy you could’ve had potential. Is the head of your dick that size of your piercing balls? The way that you have it tucked in the skin like that make’s me feel like it’s small. Did you get all those piercings to make up for your lack of length? You even ruined the balls!! Imagine it getting super sloppy wet then all of a sudden it gets ripped out by accident when some girls are sucking your balls? Is that what you want in life an even uglier cock? I don’t like this 1 out of 5. You need help maybe if you took away some of those you could possibly have a chance with fucking anyone.

Zoey