Bailey’s Review

My first reaction when seeing your cock was who would do that!!! I do not think I have ever seen a penis that can bend like that especially when it is hard. I have never seen or known a guy who would want to do that. I am really curious to know if when it is hard for you to stick it into a tight pussy with it bending and flopping like that? I am just picturing it taking for ever for it to go inside because it just keeps bending with every thrust. I personally would not want that cock put anywhere near me. I would say something nice about your penis but honestly it really just grosses me out looking at it that I can not think of something nice to say. If we were ever to come close to having sex I would need another cock there and you could just sit there and watch him fuck my tight pussy.  Watching his hard non floppy cock pound into my sloppy wet pussy, while you sit in the corner just bending and folding that useless cock. While you are just watching him fuck me senseless with his big hard dong, I want you to tell me how useless your cock is, how you could never properly please a woman like me. Tell me how your cock is to bendy to hit all the right spots to get me off.

Bai

Cassandra’s Review

I am going to start with the one and only nice thing I can say about your cock baby. That is you are not on the small side in length or girth. Which is what makes this whole thing soooo very sad because just looking at it bend makes me sick. Who does that to their penis? Who in their right mind thinks to do that to their penis? I really do not think I could handle you touching me with your cock. I can not even imagine us having sex. When I picture any scenario of us having sex your penis does not actually come near me. I am imagining more along the lines of forcing you to watch me rub my fingers in a slow circluar motion on my swollen clit before slowly sinking them inside my tight wet soft pussy. Then after a while of fingering myself I pull out a dildo and I start licking it and asking you if you wish it could be your floppy cock that I was licking instead of this dildo? I would start sticking that fake cock in my mouth to get it nice and wet before placing it near the entrance of my pussy. If your cock was not so weird it could be you about to enter me but instead you get to watch me fuck myself with a dildo that will not bend inside or near me.

Cassie

Tyler’s Review

Haha this is supposed to be a cock rating but can you even classify your floppiness as a cock? I have some serious doubts that it could even function properly. Have you ever actually please a woman? Haha I am going to come to my own conclusion of that no no a floppy dick could not bring any sort of pleasure, faking it would be the only real reaction to that. The length and girth and width are decent enough but do those things really matter when it just bends this way or that way? I am picturing if you and I tried to do the nasty you on top of me trying to stick that flimsy cock inside of me and it bending instead of going inside of me. I would have to tell you to get off me and call in some back up and have them come fuck me since your dick would be useless. I would have another dude come over and have you watch as he stuck his hard none floppy cock inside of me. Haha I would even have him talk to you about how hard his dick was and how his cock can stroke the inside of my pussy in ways your flimsy dick could never. I want to just look at you the whole time he is fucking me so you can see every look of pleasure that crosses my face knowing it’s not you bringing that.

Ty