Holly’s Review

I can not believe what I am looking at. I mean do not get me wrong you are not the first penis I have seen that was small but you are really, really small. It looks like you are holding an extra thumb in your hand that is just a bit fatter than the rest of your fingers. Okay I do not know if that made sense. But anyways you made me laugh right away honestly. You are really 4 inches fully hard? You have an itty bitty dick. I take that back, I do not know if your cock is worthy enough to be called a cock or dick. I have seen clits bigger than your dick. What do you call it? Wait you are not a real man with a “dick” like that so please do not answer. That really is sad and pathetic what you have. It looks like you got into an accident with your “dick” and part of it was chopped off accidentally. Have you always had this itty bitty dicky or did something really happen to you? Either way, how embarrassing to be stuck with suck a pathetic excuse of manhood.

Holly

Tyler’s Review

Are you fully hard in this picture? Or is your cock going to grow anymore? Maybe you should keep this dick locked up for good. This is really amusing for me to look at. Thank you for giving me a joke today. That is what your cock is, a joke. You are an embarrassment to all men everywhere. You should run and hide, not be taking pictures of your cock and sharing them with pretty women like me. No one wants to see your lame barely four inch poor excuse for a cock. How long did it take your sad sac of skin  to get this way? How many fingers do you have to use one or two? Your thumb is seriously almost half as thick and just as long as your cock. How embarrassing! I know it must be impossible for you to have sex with a woman. You have no way to put your cock inside, it would just fall right back out. And even if you did get your cock inside, I would never feel you. You see, a woman has this thing called a “g-spot” and you have to be long enough to hit that “g-spot” to make a woman feel really good. But seriously your cock and picture is lame and I want to close it now.

ty

Zoey’s Review

Well hello. You wrote you are dating… How is this even possible? Does she hate sex or something? Yes, you have a little bitty dick. Unless you are hiding the rest of it somewhere. It is really hard to believe that men exist with itty bitty dicks like this. I have to ask something and I do not mean anything by this. But this is a scientific question and only a man with a dick of your size can answer it. So here is the question, “When you go to piss, do you piss on your self because you have such little length to your cock?” Better answer it, because it may be the only significance your cock ever brings to the existence of humanity and that is sad. I will be awaiting the answer and a photo of your balls. I am wondering are your balls full. Are you a chronic masturbator? Usually if you have a small penis, you have a lot of sex with your self. No one else wants to have sex with you. And that is a fact that you are stuck with. Hope your hand feels nice and tight and warm. Go ahead and fuck your hand, that is all you have. Itty bitty dick man.

Zoey