Bailey’s Review

Well, it sure as hell won’t be difficult to humiliate you with a cock as tiny and gross as yours! It might be one of the tiniest dicks I’ve ever seen, even when it’s hard! How do you even convince women to sleep with you with a dick that tiny? I know I wouldn’t want to fuck anyone with a dick that small if they warned me ahead of time. And if they didn’t, I’d be so pissed at the huge disappointment! Not only is it super small, but it’s also so gross looking! It’s so wrinkly and your balls look so wrinkly and deflated as well. Even in the picture you sent where your cock is fully hard, it’s still so tiny and looks like a gross mushroom! I also think it’s gross how hairy your cock and balls and crotch are. I guess some girls enjoy a hairy cock, but I much prefer a shaved one, and yours is no where near shaved. I really think you need to put a “choking hazard” sign on your crotch. Small parts create a choking hazard! I do think you have a nice little head on your cock, I like the shape and how it looks, but it’s sad that the head itself is the majority of the length of your dick! I would like the head of your cock a lot better if it was the right size ratio to the rest of your dick. Overall, this is for sure one of the tiniest dicks I’ve ever seen in my life (and I’ve seen a LOT of dicks in my life) and it would take a lot of money to get me to even get close to it!

Bai